After almost a decade, I’m finally finished with my book about my favorite herb.
It’s about thyme.
Dad: What's your favorite book?
Me: War and Peace.
Dad: No, you can only choose one.
I dipped my favorite book in glue.
People tell me they couldn't put it down.
What is Beethoven's favorite book?
Harry Potter and the Deafly Hallows
What's a surfer's favorite religious book?
Duderonomy
What is Sam Adams favorite book of the Bible?
Hebrews
What's a bro's favorite book in the Bible?
DUDE-eronomy
What is an alcholic's favorite book?
Taquila Mockingbird
What is an alcoholic’s favorite book?
Tequila Mockingbird
Jose Cuervo and I were talking about his favorite book...
Tequila Mockingbird
What’s a coloring book’s favorite drink?
crayonberry juice
I found a recently published book by my favorite author, he’s been dead for years.
I have a feeling it was ghost written.
What's a bartenders favorite book?
Tequila mocking bird
My dad's favorite joke: "Have you heard about Salman Rushdie's new book?"
It's called "Buddha, That Fat Bastard".
He used to tell me to tell it to all of my friends and I always had to remind him that none of them had been born when "The Satanic Verses" came out. Though he may be gone, my dad's fondness for terrible jokes lives on in me.
What's an alcoholics favorite book?
Tequila mockingbird
What's an alcoholic's favorite book?
Tequila Mockingbird
What was the drunk man's favorite book?
Tequila Mockingbird
