I asked a golf fan and a race fan what there favorite thing was about the sport?
They both said they like to watch people drive
What’s a communist’s favorite thing to measure time with
What’s a hillbillies favorite thing to do on Halloween?
Does this count as a pun?.. it's my favorite thing I've ever created...
My favorite thing to watch
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas
What’s a Wall Street farmer’s favorite thing to invest in?
What’s a cow favorite thing to watch?
What is the canine contractor's favorite thing to build?
What is a Porcupine's favorite thing to do on date night?
Bread and puns. Two of my favorite things!
What's a musical pirate's favorite thing to steal?
My favorite thing ever in the history of the world is hyperbole.
Actually, it might be second-guessing.
What is a thesaurus favorite thing to eat for breakfast?
Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree isn’t my least favorite thing.
But it’s definitely up there.
My favorite magic trick to perform is turning things to glass
Just making things clear.
What is a car's favorite thing to wear?
My wife's two favorite things are Jesus and potato chips.
We met on Christian Pringle .com.
What is a cow’s favorite thing to do?
My favorite thing about being born on labor day
Labor day I was born a pun and I love it. I'm legally pun
What is scarecrow’s favorite thing to wear?
What's a dog's favorite thing to do at the beach?
What is Fozzie Bear's favorite thing to order at a Mexican restaurant?
My favorite thing about being stoned
is how it really lets the townspeople get their aggression out.
Someone asked me what was my least favorite thing in the world
What's a baby's favorite thing at a hotel?
What's an optomotrist's favorite thing to eat?
What’s Eleven from Stranger Things favorite dessert?
Pineapple right-side up cake.
What's a writer's favorite thing to watch on TV?
What’s Trump’s favorite thing to do on Halloween?
My favorite thing about a good belt.
What is a rubber dog’s favorite thing to fetch?
An ela-stick
Ok I’ll admit it: that one was a bit of a stretch.
What's your favorite thing about urine?
What's coffee's favorite thing to do at the gym?
"[I'm] suddenly overwhelmed with piano nostalgia. I loved to play, but my really favorite piano thing was watching the tuner take apart the piano and meticulously work on the strings. I could watch it all day."
me: "So, you have pianist's envy?"
One of my favorite dad things to do is to call out to my son as he is walking into the school yard.
Hey buddy
Stops and turns... Yeah dad
Nothing buddy
Works on just about everyone.
My favorite thing to say on January 1st
I remember last year like it was yesterday.
My dad's favorite thing to do while watching football.
Watching the Chargers-Bengals game, one of the Bengals defensive linemen is named Gilberry.
My dad says, "If his first name was Din, he would be Din Gilberry." Followed by a solid 30 seconds of laughter.
He will make puns based on players names at least once every game.
My three most favorite things ever are eating my family
My three favorite things are eating my kids and not using commas.
My three favorite things are
eating my family and not using commas
You know what my favorite things are?
Eating my family and not using commas.
Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree is not my least favorite thing.
But it’s definitely up there.
My toy drone just got stuck in a tree. It’s not the least favorite thing that happened to me today,..
but it is definitely up there .
My favorite three things in the world are
Eating my family and not using commas.
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