Does this count as a pun?.. it's my favorite thing I've ever created...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lianrhod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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My favorite thing to watch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skeptikube
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bound4Oregon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Bread and puns. Two of my favorite things!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleredkitten
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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My favorite thing ever in the history of the world is hyperbole.

Actually, it might be second-guessing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomejt8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree isn’t my least favorite thing.

But it’s definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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My favorite magic trick to perform is turning things to glass

Just making things clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angryhairpiece
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My wife's two favorite things are Jesus and potato chips.

We met on Christian Pringle .com.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSamsquanch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My favorite thing about being born on labor day

Labor day I was born a pun and I love it. I'm legally pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaoi_boi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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My favorite thing about being stoned

is how it really lets the townspeople get their aggression out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerIsJed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Someone asked me what was my least favorite thing in the world

My answer: Superlatives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LESIUREGAMING
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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My favorite thing about a good belt.

It holds up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleepy_One
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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"[I'm] suddenly overwhelmed with piano nostalgia. I loved to play, but my really favorite piano thing was watching the tuner take apart the piano and meticulously work on the strings. I could watch it all day."

me: "So, you have pianist's envy?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Technohazard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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One of my favorite dad things to do is to call out to my son as he is walking into the school yard.

Hey buddy

Stops and turns... Yeah dad

Nothing buddy

Works on just about everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeynana
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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My favorite thing to say on January 1st

I remember last year like it was yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpticMoose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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My dad's favorite thing to do while watching football.

Watching the Chargers-Bengals game, one of the Bengals defensive linemen is named Gilberry.

My dad says, "If his first name was Din, he would be Din Gilberry." Followed by a solid 30 seconds of laughter.

He will make puns based on players names at least once every game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thuperboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2014
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My three most favorite things ever are eating my family

and not using commas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My three favorite things are eating my kids and not using commas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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My three favorite things are

eating my family and not using commas

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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You know what my favorite things are?

Eating my family and not using commas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_isaac
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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My toy drone just got stuck in a tree. It’s not the least favorite thing that happened to me today,..

but it is definitely up there .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree is not my least favorite thing.

But it’s definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My favorite three things in the world are

Eating my family and not using commas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dynamicthoughts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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