I told her she was being awfully kneedy.
( My first attempt at an original. Sorry if someone has beat me to it.)
It was your classic case of Squid Pro Quo.
I'm kind of partial to 7
They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment
I'm a frostitute
Squid pro quo
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
I'm.
It's pointless.
He does it to this day and laughs every time, my sister and mother have chosen to start ignoring that type of behavior which makes it funnier to me
I told him, "That's a little course"
Brochure
I O U
Pro-teen
Opposed?
I was watching Michael Collins, a movie about the Irish war of independence, when my dad walked into the room.
"Oh Michael Collins is on, when did it start?" He asked
"Around 1916" I responded
He groaned and then walked out of the room. After many years I have finally gotten him back. This is a pretty big moment for me guys.
She wanted my help because she "...needs air in my tires and I suck." I told her that was her problem, that she should probably blow air into her tires instead!! No reaction from her...
So, you have a terminal condition?
In class today, my professor asked for someone to "flip off the lights" so we could start the movies. I was on the other side of the room from the light-switch but I did what I could...
I flashed a particular hand gesture toward the lights.
