I went on a few dates with a girl who works at Macy's. We chat a lot and then she sprung a weird question on me. She said, "my boss thinks you're cute and wants your number. Should I give it to her?" I told her I'd prefer to keep dating her and not her boss, but if she just wanted to be friends, then she could give her my number, which she did.
When I told this story to my dad, he said, "you could date both of them at the same time and choose the most interesting one." I said, "that sounds like that could be a reality show" and without missing a beat he said, "yeah, it could be called Macy's Date Parade."
Number one:
Kid: "The sun sure is warm today."
Dad: "I'm pretty sure the sun is warm every day."
Number two:
Upon walking into a dark room I say, "Hey, dad, do you want me to hit the lights?"
He responds, "Nah, i'd prefer you just turn them on. It might hurt to hit them."
