I’m tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. It’s a personal preference.
I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.
Anyone out there any preference for their favorite island to visit..?
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
People who are afraid of strong preferences for Vietnamese soups have...
I just have a preference for certain fabrics.
Nothing you say will dissuede me!
If there were a study exploring the pornography preference of people in each country, we could finally see what this world is coming to.
Waitress: Do you have a preference on where you want to sit?
Preference for taking either the elevator or escalator is based on a difference in upbringing.
I don’t really have a preference when it comes to rappers
What do you call a dating app that matches people by their leg preferences?
Music preference dad-joke
My friend and my dad were discussing music.
Friend: "Do you like Finnish music?"
Dad: "I prefer Start music."
I swear the walls were groaning.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
What's a chocolate bars preferred gender pronoun?
A very patriotic friend who I thought loved everything American just told me he preferred Eurpoean spellings
He's finally shown me his true colours.
I have two pairs of trousers, but I prefer one of them for golfing
Because there’s a hole in one
What’s a spider’s preferred job?
Some guys are talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one of the friends say "I sit down when I pee"
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
I prefer eating my vegetables in silence.
I just want some peas and quiet.
What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.
I guess..we are raised differently.
Why do companies prefer people with only one arm instead of people with both arms?
Because people with only one arm can do everything single-handedly
My wife showed me two quilts and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, “I refuse to make blanket statements.”
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
Draco Malfoy's preferred way to get to the dungeons? SLYTHERIN!
Why do most people prefer Englishmuffins over French ones?
The french ones give you the runs
What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm
I usually prefer electric appliances
But after seeing my dirty underwear I think I prefer my gas dryer.
Hit this and you ain't rushin' for hours.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
Why don't cannibals ever cook noodles?
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
I don't mean to brag but...
cashiers are always checking me out.
What kind of pizza did the pilot prefer?
What kind of floors do Ghosts prefer in their homes?
Bam-Boo floors.
Happy Halloween to all!
How do you stop a mouse from squeaking ?
Like anything else, cover it in oil.
Never ask anyone whether they prefer New York City or Syracuse.
That's comparing apples to oranges.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
Why does the army prefer combustion engines?
They're better when youre on petrol
I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".
I get Only fans
But I prefer air conditioning
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you'd like to sit?
What is a chocolate bars preferred gender pronouns?
What are chocolate bars preferred pronouns
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
My wife showed me two quilts, and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, “I refuse to make blanket statements.”
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
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