If it comes down to a choice of superman...
So I peed on my college application and submitted it to get into my choice college. Guess what they told me?
Why is water such a trusted beverage choice?
Everything about it is so transparent
If given the choice of which part of your face to insert a finger,
Would you pick your nose?
Coca-Cola is my beverage of choice when I eat lunch
Its very good in that soda occasion
If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations....
.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
If you had your choice of having lunch with anyone ever, dead or alive who would you pick?
I would pick someone alive.
Very poor choice of words!
College offers some questionable class choices, but o you know which one is the most sketchy?
Art class: Pencil Drawing 101
He knew he'd be pun-ished for his choice. http://explosm.net/comics/3853/
Dad: "Would you like anything to eat for dinner?" Son: "What are my choices?"
What is a transitioning male's drink of choice?
I had no choice in my birth.
The family wasn't thrilled with my cheese choices.
When buying an exotic flower for your lover there are two choices. Use contraception…
What Donald Ducks drug of choice?
I decided to leave my strict, religious Pennsylvanian community to raise ducks. When I told my father, he said "Son, you have a choice"
You can either be a Quaker, or a Quacker.
Your choice.
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What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
A: Darwin.
Q: Why?
A: It's the evolution of Unix.
Where do people go to find their feline of choice
When given the choice between two ways to get to the roof, I always choose the ladder.
My friend asked me why I read so much Tolkien. I said it wasn't really a choice, rather...
Being a vegan is a poor choice.
In fact it's a long series of missed steaks!
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead.
The hardest choices require the strongest Wills
I really have a thing for dumb girls. Just met one who can't fill out multiple choices surveys
Why did Hitler like multiple choice exams?
The answer was often not C.
Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
When do strippers make bad life choices?
Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
What's the breakfast of choice for readers of /r/dadjokes?
If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?
What is a ducks drug of choice?
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