So a blonde girl is deciding to be a videogame Youtuber....

After she makes and edits her video she starts to take pictures of her hands. Her mom walks by seeing this and asks "Why are you taking so many pictures of your thumbs?". The blond girl replies " If you want people to watch your YouTube videos you gotta have great thumbnail pictures."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?

He was just Biden his time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd1936
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Everyone’s naming their sons Hunter nowadays, but I’m deciding to be different..

I named mine Gatherer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theoverseer20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My wife and I were deciding what to eat for breakfast when she asked, β€œHave you ever tried raisin bagels?”

I replied, β€œI didn’t know you could raise bagels.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I am having hard time deciding whether I should throw away my old pillow.

I think I’ll sleep on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Thoughts while washing a coffee cup I gave my dad and deciding to keep it for myself.

I am not an Indian giver...

...I take that back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abnerk43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I was at the store deciding between a saltwater aquarium and a houseplant to decorate my home. I finally settled on a beautiful fern.

I said to my wife, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtowers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Like a lot of people, I had a hard time deciding on what to do after finishing school.

After some thought, I decided to go home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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*Me deciding if I want a fan or not*

Me: I don't know, I think I'll sleep on it My dad: Why would you sleep on a fan?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesh8486
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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William Shakespeare was deciding what pencil to use

2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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My 40-year old pregnant wife was freaking out in deciding which woman she wanted to assist her with childbirth.

I said, "relax honey! You're just having a mid-wife crisis."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Had a hard time deciding weather or not to post imgur.com/gallery/rEEKSnI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jack_attack89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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My anatomy teacher is having trouble deciding which part of the body to teach us about today.

You could say she has a bone to pick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeewild
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I believe the 2020 election will come down to one deciding factor:

which candidate has the best vision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thndrslapmagraw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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Shakespeare was having trouble deciding what brand of luggage he wanted to buy

Tumi or not Tumi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solemnbiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Have you heard about the ancient Egyptian ruler who asked for help in deciding which film to watch - Elf, Anchorman or Stepbrothers?

β€œWhat is your will, Pharaoh?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zorroroaster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I know it's boring to shop for vacuum cleaners, son, but remember, the Beach Boys had the same difficulty while deciding on a brand for their own personal vacuum cleaner. I can remember their words now...

"A Roomba? Makita? Ooooh! I want Eureka!"

He avoided me for the rest of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someauthor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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I used to be really bad at deciding which hot drink to have...

...but I've recently gotten it down to a tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomsquared
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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Deciding what to do for Mom's 50th birthday

Me: Mom, are we going anywhere for your 50th since its the big one.

Mom: hmm havent really thought about.

Dad: Hawaii

Me: ah, why Hawaii?

Dad: Because it'll be Hawaii five-0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vickerss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2014
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Some people say the Vice President is dragging his feet deciding whether or not to run for President,

but I think he's just Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redgiant87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2015
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Got my friend and her boyfriend while deciding what to order for dinner

My friend Sarah and I were tossing up between Indian and Thai. We called her boyfriend Sam to see if he would like takeaway. He can't have shellfish so Thai is a no.

Sarah: "we're trying to decide if we should get Thai or Indian. Do you want take out because if you do, we will get curry but if not, we will get Thai for us."

Me: "you're the tie-breaker."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefaniey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2014
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As we approached the speaker in the Starbucks drive-thru, my wife was having a hard time deciding what she wanted.

I told her to chai harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blumer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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Dad deciding which Archeology Masters to do:

"I'm going to go and dig up some info"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalumMoo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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Just happened to me last night when deciding what to have for dinner.

Dad: So what do you want for dinner?

Me: I don't know.

Dad: Oh sorry but I don't think we have any "I don't know" in the freezer right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuskanBananas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2013
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