My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.
"The Road you've taken has been paved by your own decisions"
What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
My kids are asking for a ping pong table for Christmas this year, but I told them that isn’t an easy decision.
A lot of bouncing back and forth.
I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...
While you're making your decision, here are some pros and cons:
Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady
Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy
I’m having trouble making decisions today...
I’m not really sure how I feel about that.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My dad didn't like the decision in Roe vs Wade
He said you had to see what type of river it was before you decide how to cross it.
Buying a mattress is a big decision.
When a girl makes stupid decisions when she's turned on, can it be called clitical thinking?🤔
Bob:.. I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy Jack:.. " That's a pretty big decision, have you talked it over with your family?"
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
What do you call a group of drunk state officials who make decisions?
I invested all of my money in cannabis infused beef. I know . . it’s a risky decision.
My son keeps making rash decisions.
As a dermatologist, it's all in a day's work.
The decision for a liquid to fill the shape of whatever container they are in is...
I made the decision to not date the girl with skin lesions on her face too hastily...
Never criticize your wife’s decisions...
Because you were one of them!
My 7-year old niece made this up: What does Santa say when someone makes a bad decision?
That's a ho-ho-horrible idea!
Scotland has made the decision to provide free sanitary products.
I would have predicted a trial period.
I might have made some bad decisions yesterday
I hate last minute decisions about which frozen food should be for dinner.
They're never well thawed out.
I regret every decision I’ve made that’s led to this moment.
Interesting decision
Can’t decide whether I want to try enemas.
Like to call this feeling a dilenema.
Will feels trapped inside his operating system, unable to make non-deterministic decisions.
Will free will free Will?
Ending segregation was a split decision.
My wife says I don’t know how to stick to my decisions.
The only decisions bar tenders make...
As I sat at the bar, unsure of what to order, I realized I was in for a long night of pour decisions.
Vampires continuously make bad decisions...
...because vampires don’t reflect.
The staff at my local strip club figured out a great way to make decisions.
Thanos decision-making
How did Thanos decide to bring balance to the Universe?
He made a snap decision.
What do they call the town leader who can't make a decision?
Dermatologists made pore decisions in life.
What happens when an indecisive person meet and unavoidable decision?
I'm not sure yet but I can't seem to get around it.
Naming your son Miles is a stupid decision
You have to go through all the hassle of changing it to Kilometers if you leave the US.
I had a bad experience at the new Mediterranean food place. Needless to say, I falafel about my decision.
"Think before you jump," I said, my palms sweating. "It might not be the right decision..."
"You take bouncy castles far too seriously," my son replied.
Son: dad, what does it mean to be a man? Dad: It means to be the one that command! To be the one that take all the decisions at home.
One day I want to be a man like mom :)
I was chosen to be the judge for our office's necktie competition, but it was a really hard decision.
My wife says I second guess all of my decisions
My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.
My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.
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