My new year’s resolution was to read more
so.. i turned the subtitles on the tv!
My new year's resolution is to stay alive
What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k resolution?
My New Year's resolution is to save enough money to buy a Velcro wall.
And I plan on sticking to it!
I've finally decided on my 2018 New Years resolution
My 2018 New Years resolution is to stop postponing things.
If you got a 4k TV for Christmas, your New Year's resolution is 3840 x 2160.
So my new year resolution for 2020....
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
Wanna know my New Year's Resolution?
I'm just about ready to start my new years resolution
My 2020 New Year's resolution is to finish my 2019 resolution. My goal was to lose 10 lbs.
My New year's resolution is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.
I'm planning on sticking to it.
My new year's resolution is the same for 2020 as it was in 2019
Yesterday, my mom didn’t expect that my dad’s new year’s resolution was to stop looking at other women’s breasts.
I guess hindsight is 2020
New years resolution.
My new years resolution is to be more careful, or should I say, more janu-wary.
My New Years resolution this year is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.
I’m planning on sticking to it.
My wife told me to pick a bigger New year's resolution than "watch more sports on TV".
Unfortunately, our TV only does 1080p 60fps.
For 2020 my new years resolution is to think about my worst failures
because hindsight is 2020
Someone: So what's your New Year's resolution?
My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.....
why did we skip to 4k resolution?
Because 3k was a little too racist.....
Differences between different resolutions.
I made a new year resolution to go to the gym..
But it didn't quite work out..
My New Years resolution is 1080p
Sorry for the overused joke but happy new year
New Year's Resolution
I told my wife I would be more healthy and exercise this year. It didn't “workout”.
I have a new years resolution to stop drinking
For the 29th and 30th February
Me: Hey dad, what’s your New Years Resolution?
Dad: I think I’m gonna stick with 4K.
New Year’s Resolution...
3840 x 2160
So glad I picked up that new TV in the sales.
My new year resolution is to do things in time.
What’s your New Years resolution?
Got asked what my new year's resolution was
Told them "Same as last year, 1920 X 1080"
New Year’s resolution
My New Year’s resolution is to be more limber and athletic, so I asked the instructor at my gym: “Can you teach me to do the splits in 4 weeks?”
Instructor: ”That depends; how flexible are you?”
Me: ”I can’t make Tuesdays”
What’s your New Years resolution?
My new year's resolution is ...
What's going to be most popular new year's resolution for 2019 ?
My New Year's Resolution this year was to get thinner...
I got pretty drunk so I don't remember if I meant to lose weight or buy fluid to dilute paint
What's your new year resolution?
I might upgrade to 3840 x 2160 pixels.
At the University, I used to make videos of urine at different resolutions.
RIP New Year’s resolution 2018
My new years RESOLUTION is to run a 5k... Display
I think my New Year's resolution is going to be 1080 x 720
I made my new year's resolution about velcro
My wife and I have a New Year's resolution to drink more water.
When I complained about having to pee so much she told me I needed electrolytes. I asked her if I could replace electrolytes with just one... electroheavy.
Little late, but I think /r/dadjokes would like to see a list of my New Years resolutions
- 1920 x 1080 (tower PC)
- 1366 x 768 (chromebook)
- 1080p (TV)
- 1024 x 600 (tablet)
- 360 x 480 (phone)
A good resolution to have...
I asked my dad what his new year's resolution was.
He looked at me and said "1080p"
My New Year’s Resolution...
My New Year’s Resolution is 1080p. 4K would be nice but I can’t afford it. What’s yours?
New years resolution, no more dad jokes
My New Years resolution is to quit cold turkey
The leftovers are more than a week old at this point, its disgusting.
New Year's resolution
A colleague shared her new year's resolution. I said that mine was 1280x1024.
What famous essayist had the most resolution?
I'd like to share my new years resolution with this sub.
My New Years resolution is to stop using spray-on deodorants.
My weight loss resolution has me really waisting away.
I asked my Dad what his new year resolution was
What is your New Years Resolution?
My New Year's resolutions are:
- Stop making lists.
B. Be more consistent.
- Learn to count.
I've got a new resolution this year!
Nothing but 1080p for me!
My Dad on New Years Resolutions
Mom: "Alright so let's go around saying our New Years Resolutions."
My New Year's resolution will be 1440p.
My new year's resolution
will be 1600x1200. I'm done with 1280x1024.
All these silly New Year's resolution dadjokes reminded me of a New Year's resolution from 20 years ago
Dad joked the New Years Resolution-ers at work
A few of the new trainees approached me at work today and told me how part of their (and probably every other American's) New Years Resolutions were to get in better shape. They proceeded to ask me if I knew any gyms in the area.
Naturally I responded, "No, but I know a few James's"
So next year's resolutions?
New year's resolution...
As the family is making fun of my mother for her voice cracking
Mom: "Wasn't being nicer to everyone something we all wrote down?!?"
Dad: "I don't remember, I wrote mine down last year."
My dad just told me his only new years resolution.
My new years resolution?
I'll probably keep it 1280x1024 like always. Thanks for asking though.
My Dad's new years resolution is to run everyday.
Today he ran the dishwasher, tomorrow he'll run the garage door opener.
My dad on New Years Resolutions
I set my New Years Resolution to lose 10 pounds, and I've only got 15 pounds to go!
My new year's resolution is to buy a Velcro wall
And I plan on sticking to it.
New Years Resolution
My New Years Resolution is 1080p. What about yours?
My new year's resolution.
My new year's resolution...