Resolution Puns

A list of puns related to "Resolution"

What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k resolution?

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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My one new years resolution was to start to use my Velcro wall more.

So far I'm sticking to it.

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👤︎ u/jdollard333
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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My new year's resolution is to stay alive

It's a do or die

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👤︎ u/FlankyCranky
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Most people don’t to their New Years resolution

Because they go in one year and out the other

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👤︎ u/onion-volcano
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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My new year’s resolution was to read more

so.. i turned the subtitles on the tv!

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👤︎ u/Rainstorm_9000
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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My New Year's resolution is to save enough money to buy a Velcro wall.

And I plan on sticking to it!

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 29 2020
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I've finally decided on my 2018 New Years resolution

My 2018 New Years resolution is to stop postponing things.

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👤︎ u/Lord_Double_D
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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If you got a 4k TV for Christmas, your New Year's resolution is 3840 x 2160.
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👤︎ u/StarkeStrawberry
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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So my new year resolution for 2020....

Is to see more clearly.

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👤︎ u/Codeman32456
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted

It’s my 2020 vision

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👤︎ u/AnthMaster7
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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Wanna know my New Year's Resolution?

1080p full HD.

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👤︎ u/NotoriousHothead37
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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My 2020 New Year's resolution is to finish my 2019 resolution. My goal was to lose 10 lbs.

Only 25 pounds to go!

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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My New year's resolution is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.

I'm planning on sticking to it.

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👤︎ u/thegasketmaker
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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My New Years resolution this year is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.

I’m planning on sticking to it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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I'm just about ready to start my new years resolution

To stop procrastinating.

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👤︎ u/1kings2214
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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My new year's resolution is the same for 2020 as it was in 2019

1080p

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👤︎ u/ThereCanBeOnly1Juan
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Yesterday, my mom didn’t expect that my dad’s new year’s resolution was to stop looking at other women’s breasts.

I guess hindsight is 2020

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👤︎ u/mega-yeet
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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New years resolution.

My new years resolution is to be more careful, or should I say, more janu-wary.

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👤︎ u/Tateyhead
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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For 2020 my new years resolution is to think about my worst failures

because hindsight is 2020

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👤︎ u/tarqee223
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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My wife told me to pick a bigger New year's resolution than "watch more sports on TV".

Unfortunately, our TV only does 1080p 60fps.

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👤︎ u/My_Name_O
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Differences between different resolutions.
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👤︎ u/BTTF_DeLorean
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.....
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👤︎ u/runew0lf
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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why did we skip to 4k resolution?

Because 3k was a little too racist.....

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👤︎ u/jiddsawpuzzle
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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Someone: So what's your New Year's resolution?

Me: 1080p

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👤︎ u/89odev
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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New Year's Resolution

I told my wife I would be more healthy and exercise this year. It didn't “workout”.

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👤︎ u/Suffer-My-Desire
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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My New Year's Resolution

2560×1440

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👤︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Me: Hey dad, what’s your New Years Resolution?

Dad: I think I’m gonna stick with 4K.

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👤︎ u/ajd011394
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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New Year’s Resolution...

3840 x 2160

So glad I picked up that new TV in the sales.

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👤︎ u/knightcastle
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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I have a new years resolution to stop drinking

For the 29th and 30th February

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👤︎ u/Obimark
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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What’s your New Years resolution?

Mines 3840 x 2160.

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👤︎ u/capitain_clark
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Got asked what my new year's resolution was

Told them "Same as last year, 1920 X 1080"

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👤︎ u/manuel_f_p
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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My new year resolution is to do things in time.
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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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New Year’s resolution

My New Year’s resolution is to be more limber and athletic, so I asked the instructor at my gym: “Can you teach me to do the splits in 4 weeks?”

Instructor: ”That depends; how flexible are you?”

Me: ”I can’t make Tuesdays”

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👤︎ u/chronicdane
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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What’s your New Years resolution?

Mines 1920 x 1080

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👤︎ u/GorillaScrotum
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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My new year's resolution is ...

... 1920x1080.

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👤︎ u/Velociraptor45
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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What's going to be most popular new year's resolution for 2019 ?

1920x1080

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👤︎ u/tinyroundballs
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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RIP New Year’s resolution 2018
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👤︎ u/Shwindian99
📅︎ Feb 04 2018
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My New Year's Resolution this year was to get thinner...

I got pretty drunk so I don't remember if I meant to lose weight or buy fluid to dilute paint

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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My new years RESOLUTION is to run a 5k... Display
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👤︎ u/onesmallserving
📅︎ Jun 04 2015
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What's your new year resolution?

I might upgrade to 3840 x 2160 pixels.

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👤︎ u/sagarkaniche
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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At the University, I used to make videos of urine at different resolutions.

I even got a pee HD.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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I think my New Year's resolution is going to be 1080 x 720
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👤︎ u/TheKrixMachine
📅︎ Oct 20 2015
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New Years Resolution

My New Years Resolution is 1080p. What about yours?

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👤︎ u/Flailed
📅︎ Dec 31 2013
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Little late, but I think /r/dadjokes would like to see a list of my New Years resolutions
  1. 1920 x 1080 (tower PC)
  2. 1366 x 768 (chromebook)
  3. 1080p (TV)
  4. 1024 x 600 (tablet)
  5. 360 x 480 (phone)
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👤︎ u/DupaZupa
📅︎ Jan 06 2014
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My new year's resolution is to buy a Velcro wall

And I plan on sticking to it.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Jan 02 2018
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My new year's resolution.

Is 1080p

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👤︎ u/Punkwasher
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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