The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.

Turns out it was just a bread herring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vilateral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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There was a alligator back home known for his crime-solving skills

He was an investi-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.

It was an AL Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I need help solving a pun/riddle.

Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.

So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.

However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Hipster_Fox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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There’s a saying in math that goes, β€œIt’s as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.”

I though it was an odd expression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schutwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I’ve been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I haven’t been able to do more than 20 a day.

I guess that’s my limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why do germans sometimes drown when solving problems?

Zey are sinking.

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What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?

An Al Gore-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImurderREALITY
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)

The original sin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?

There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...

I finally worked it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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PA + PN + LA + LN

Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodOldDragon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What do you call Rubik's Cubes that you can't solve

A Rubidk's Cube

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMan314MC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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This guy just approached me and won’t leave me alone until I solve a trigonometry problem.

I don’t know what his angle is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Espresso may not solve all your problems

But it’s worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwolf69420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Sherlock and Watson arrived on the scene of a murder and the only clue was a measuring tape pulled out to exactly 12 inches.

Apparently something was afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kesavadh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?

He hasn’t got a clue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?

An investi-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inoobie_am
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...

Be the change that we wanna see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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You should always try and solve your problems while standing...

Cause it helps you think on your feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ms_Alykinz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems."

So I bought two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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How to solve world peace
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeby_Potato
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What do you call a large reptile that solves crimes?

An investi-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..

I can solve a problem like Maria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What type of animal do you need to solve crimes?

An investiGATOR.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bronzeaardvark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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How do monkeys solve employee focus decline issues?

Transfer them to a different branch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.

Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impostorbot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I solved the mystery of the open luggage!

Case closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem.

He worked it out with a pencil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phoenix_Luna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What did the mathematician say to the other mathematician who helped him solve a problem?

Sin(Q)/Cos(Q)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retro_Code
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why is it so hard to solve a crime in Alabama?

Because everyone has the same DNA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Full of Ο€-rates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeamAnonymous8888
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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How many puzzle pieces does it take to solve an anime puzzle?

One Piece.

or:

Over 9000.

Only a few people will understand it xD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMeteor134
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I figured it out.

You can say... I solved the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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This case has been a stain on our reputation.

We need to solve it quickly. Send for Det. Urgent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shouldExist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Can you solve this pun? imgur.com/31JmJ92
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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What Disney character solved the most mysteries?

Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeezuskryste
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What city has a college to solve any problem?

Cupertino has De Anza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draykonslayer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmailbox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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So my bro solved an audio issue on his livestream

to which i replied "that's good to hear".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyber-HeroRD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Is there any problem you can't solve with vodka?

Besides an Alcohol addiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n-wordpass-DENIED
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Some guy just approached me and refused to leave until I solve a trigonometry problem.

I have no idea what his angle is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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