I'm running a D&D campaign and I figured out the best riddle for the players to solve to open a door.
"Take thine father's blade and ascend!"
>!The solution is Pa's Sword 1234!<
How did the constipated accountant solve his problem?
He worked it out with a pencil.
I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
This guy just approached me and won’t leave me alone until I solve a trigonometry problem.
I don’t know what his angle is.
What do you call Rubik's Cubes that you can't solve
Espresso may not solve all your problems
Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?
You should always try and solve your problems while standing...
Cause it helps you think on your feet.
What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?
The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...
Be the change that we wanna see.
What do you call a large reptile that solves crimes?
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
What type of animal do you need to solve crimes?
How do monkeys solve employee focus decline issues?
Transfer them to a different branch
Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.
Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time
What did the mathematician say to the other mathematician who helped him solve a problem?
Why is it so hard to solve a crime in Alabama?
Because everyone has the same DNA
How many puzzle pieces does it take to solve an anime puzzle?
One Piece.
or:
Over 9000.
Only a few people will understand it xD
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few.
imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
What city has a college to solve any problem?
Is there any problem you can't solve with vodka?
Besides an Alcohol addiction.
I’ve found a great way to solve my insomnia. I just download an app.
Do you know about the herbalist who constantly has difficult problems to solve?
I think she was called Dill Emma
Yesterday I saw a book 'How to solve 50% of your problems'
so i was trying to solve a confusing subtraction problem
but nothing seemed to add up
Who do celebrities go to when they can't solve a problem?
Who you gonna call a rapper that solves paranormal mysteries?
Solve the following: i💩x i💩 = ?
i💩x i💩 = -💩⬛️
Shit just got real!
Why is this mystery so hard to solve?
Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
Why is it so hard to solve an arson at a stick factory
All the evidence matches.
How did the constipated Accountant solve his problem?
He worked it out with a pencil!
Some guy just approached me and refused to leave until I solve a trigonometry problem.
I have no idea what his angle is.
Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems."
How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem.
He worked it out with a pencil.
How did the maths teacher solve his constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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