I'm running a D&D campaign and I figured out the best riddle for the players to solve to open a door.

"Take thine father's blade and ascend!"

>!The solution is Pa's Sword 1234!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFonziScheme
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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How did the constipated accountant solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".

I bought 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems

But neither does juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunny_McShoot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?

There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...

I finally worked it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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This guy just approached me and won’t leave me alone until I solve a trigonometry problem.

I don’t know what his angle is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call Rubik's Cubes that you can't solve

A Rubidk's Cube

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMan314MC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Espresso may not solve all your problems

But it’s worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwolf69420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?

He hasn’t got a clue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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You should always try and solve your problems while standing...

Cause it helps you think on your feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ms_Alykinz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?

An investi-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inoobie_am
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...

Be the change that we wanna see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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How to solve world peace
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeby_Potato
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What do you call a large reptile that solves crimes?

An investi-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..

I can solve a problem like Maria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What type of animal do you need to solve crimes?

An investiGATOR.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bronzeaardvark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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How do monkeys solve employee focus decline issues?

Transfer them to a different branch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.

Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impostorbot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What did the mathematician say to the other mathematician who helped him solve a problem?

Sin(Q)/Cos(Q)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retro_Code
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why is it so hard to solve a crime in Alabama?

Because everyone has the same DNA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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How many puzzle pieces does it take to solve an anime puzzle?

One Piece.

or:

Over 9000.

Only a few people will understand it xD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMeteor134
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Can you solve this pun? imgur.com/31JmJ92
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmailbox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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What city has a college to solve any problem?

Cupertino has De Anza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draykonslayer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Is there any problem you can't solve with vodka?

Besides an Alcohol addiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n-wordpass-DENIED
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I’ve found a great way to solve my insomnia. I just download an app.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Do you know about the herbalist who constantly has difficult problems to solve?

I think she was called Dill Emma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxiv
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Yesterday I saw a book 'How to solve 50% of your problems'

So I bought 2 copies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagarkaniche
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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so i was trying to solve a confusing subtraction problem

but nothing seemed to add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gassug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Who do celebrities go to when they can't solve a problem?

Anne Hathaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarryJertheim
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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Who you gonna call a rapper that solves paranormal mysteries?

Ghostbusta Rhymes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Solve the following: iπŸ’©x iπŸ’© = ?

iπŸ’©x iπŸ’© = -πŸ’©β¬›οΈ

Shit just got real!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qizelbizel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Why is this mystery so hard to solve?

I haven’t a clue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2xj59ae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackamo91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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Why is it so hard to solve an arson at a stick factory

All the evidence matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papserk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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How did the constipated Accountant solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Some guy just approached me and refused to leave until I solve a trigonometry problem.

I have no idea what his angle is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems."

So I bought two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem.

He worked it out with a pencil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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How did the maths teacher solve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B_scuit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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