No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.
But Quasimodo had a hunch.
Trying to figure out which picture is better of my son.
I have one without a filter and one with a filter https://imgur.com/BCc6kx4.jpg
My Dad told me how to figure out of you're drunk
He said: Son, see those 2 cars over there? If you ever see 4 then you know you're drunk
Me: But Dad, there's only 1 car?
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt...
I am trying to figure out whether that fuel tanker in front of me is full or not.
Your gas is as good as mine.
My kid couldn't figure out how to pronounce abominable so I drew a guide
What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can't figure it out.
I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
Figure out the joke yourself
I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works
It literally makes no sense
How did the detective figure out who the engineer murdered?
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...
I couldn't figure out why the U.S. Mint wasn't working...
But then it started to make cents.
I was going crazy, looking around, trying to figure out who said "heads up"
And that's when it hit me...
Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.
If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.
I couldn’t figure out why my checkbook wouldn’t balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.
And that made all the difference.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
Can’t figure out what game this is, could you send me a link?
What?! You don't know what a zombie's least favorite food is? You'll figure it out
it's a no-brainer really.
I can't figure out what IDK means....
no one else seems to know either.
I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the Sun went
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
You’ll chuckle when you figure it out. :)
Figure out the joke yourself
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.
I just can’t put my finger on it.
Couldn’t figure out when sunrise was supposed to be this morning
Luckily it finally dawned on me.
🤦🏻♂️
Got a big 12 pound brisket on the grill today, and several more dad jokes in the chamber.
Doin dad stuff.
We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out...
...I’m just after my money.
I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.
For years, I've been trying to figure out what the philtrum is.
Turns out the answer has been right under my nose the whole time.
I couldn’t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
How do you figure out the difference between constipation and diarrhea?
If you’re trying to figure out which Pixar movie to have your toddler watch
I get so much anxiety trying to figure out what to put my arrows in…
A easy way to figure it out
My wife bought me a scalp massager for Christmas, but I couldn't figure out what it was.
Turns out it was a real head scratcher.
I couldn’t figure out why my car keys weren’t working
Figure this one out, get a compliment!
My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I managed to figure it out.
You can say.... I solved the case.
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt.
I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went
I stayed up all night trying to figure out what happened to the sun.
My grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
It was such a sad day yet he kept telling us to Be Positive.
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.
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