My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...

I said, "Oman!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...

You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Everyone talks about Saudi's expensive tastes

And Shia's cheap thrills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Do you know there’s a flagpole which is 171m tall in Saudi Arabia? I can’t wrap my head around it.

I mean seriously, my arms are not long enough. Let alone my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumbertoast89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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So I tried to smuggle weed to saudi arabia...

... almost got stoned.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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How did I get from Iraq to Saudi Arabia

I ran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiderKnight68
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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My friend from Saudi Arabia never has any idea what's going on...

I guess I can't blame him, he's been living under Iraq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What does a Saudi bee call its bros?

Habibees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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How do you start an email in Saudi Arabia?

Hope oil is well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I recently failed my β€œWomen in Saudi Arabia” class because there was too much material.

The course covered everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Why did the giant Islamic Robot fly to Saudi Arabia?

For a pilgrimage to Mecha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Himnusz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...

They were charged with "Idle Warship".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cry2Laugh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Have you heard of the Saudi Arabian spinoff of Everybody loves Raymond?

Everybody loves Ramadan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pman6543
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Why is Saudi Arabia so technologically far behind?

They live under Iraq...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_DRUMSETS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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My wife asked me if I wanted to go to a Middle Eastern country that borders Saudi Arabia.

I said "Yemen!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterbill
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I became close to a Saudi Arabian girl I met online.

Now She wants to be friends on Eyebook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Two Saudi Arabians wanted to go on a trip. The guy asks his friend "Want to go South?" He replied "Yemen."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherNihm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Are there any countries south of Saudi Arabia?

Yemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleLvr69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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How’s the weather in Saudi Arabia?

It’s really Sunni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Planeguy58
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby.

It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickles17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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Heard Saudi Arabia is changing monarchs...

Its a bit of a Sheikh-Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drowninginmecury
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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Saudi Arabia just beheaded it's 100th person this year. Makes you wonder what the centence was...

I'm a terrible human being, I've got a problem...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scandiumflight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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Today in my class we learned about Saudi Arabia's economy.

It is fueled by oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abnormalgamer55
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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Saudi Arabia doesn't have The Flintstones

but Abu Dabi do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happyhero1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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Do they have many earthquakes in Saudi Arabia?

They get the odd sheikh here and there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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A lot of people are pissed about the change in Saudi leadership.

It's a shame that the old King Abdullcated the throne like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killjoy95
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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My Saudi friend didn't know who Justin Bieber was

He must have been living under Iraq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Humeon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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What does the Saudi arabian king drink when he goes to McDonald's?

A milksheikh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeddyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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