Saudi Arabia Puns

A list of puns related to "Saudi Arabia"

My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...

I said, "Oman!"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Do you know there’s a flagpole which is 171m tall in Saudi Arabia? I can’t wrap my head around it.

I mean seriously, my arms are not long enough. Let alone my head.

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👤︎ u/lumbertoast89
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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So I tried to smuggle weed to saudi arabia...

... almost got stoned.

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👤︎ u/TheGermanPanzerClock
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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My friend from Saudi Arabia never has any idea what's going on...

I guess I can't blame him, he's been living under Iraq.

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👤︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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How did I get from Iraq to Saudi Arabia

I ran

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👤︎ u/SpiderKnight68
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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How do you start an email in Saudi Arabia?

Hope oil is well

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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Why did the giant Islamic Robot fly to Saudi Arabia?

For a pilgrimage to Mecha.

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👤︎ u/Himnusz
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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I recently failed my “Women in Saudi Arabia” class because there was too much material.

The course covered everything.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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My wife asked me if I wanted to go to a Middle Eastern country that borders Saudi Arabia.

I said "Yemen!"

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👤︎ u/shopcounterbill
📅︎ May 22 2019
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Why is Saudi Arabia so technologically far behind?

They live under Iraq...

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_DRUMSETS
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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Are there any countries south of Saudi Arabia?

Yemen

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👤︎ u/TurtleLvr69
📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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How’s the weather in Saudi Arabia?

It’s really Sunni.

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👤︎ u/Planeguy58
📅︎ May 11 2018
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Heard Saudi Arabia is changing monarchs...

Its a bit of a Sheikh-Up

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👤︎ u/drowninginmecury
📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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Saudi Arabia just beheaded it's 100th person this year. Makes you wonder what the centence was...

I'm a terrible human being, I've got a problem...

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👤︎ u/scandiumflight
📅︎ Jun 15 2015
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Today in my class we learned about Saudi Arabia's economy.

It is fueled by oil.

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👤︎ u/abnormalgamer55
📅︎ May 19 2016
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Do they have many earthquakes in Saudi Arabia?

They get the odd sheikh here and there.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Aug 29 2017
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Saudi Arabia doesn't have The Flintstones

but Abu Dabi do.

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👤︎ u/Happyhero1
📅︎ Mar 11 2017
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