27 Hilarious Saudis Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...

I said, "Oman!"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 14 2021

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I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...

You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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Everyone talks about Saudi's expensive tastes

And Shia's cheap thrills

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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Do you know there’s a flagpole which is 171m tall in Saudi Arabia? I can’t wrap my head around it.

I mean seriously, my arms are not long enough. Let alone my head.

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👤︎ u/lumbertoast89

📅︎ Oct 03 2020

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So I tried to smuggle weed to saudi arabia...

... almost got stoned.

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👤︎ u/TheGermanPanzerClock

📅︎ Apr 25 2020

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How did I get from Iraq to Saudi Arabia

I ran

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👤︎ u/SpiderKnight68

📅︎ Sep 02 2019

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My friend from Saudi Arabia never has any idea what's going on...

I guess I can't blame him, he's been living under Iraq.

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👤︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81

📅︎ Oct 23 2019

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What does a Saudi bee call its bros?

Habibees.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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How do you start an email in Saudi Arabia?

Hope oil is well

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Feb 07 2020

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I recently failed my “Women in Saudi Arabia” class because there was too much material.

The course covered everything.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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Why did the giant Islamic Robot fly to Saudi Arabia?

For a pilgrimage to Mecha.

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👤︎ u/Himnusz

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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Have you heard of the Saudi Arabian spinoff of Everybody loves Raymond?

Everybody loves Ramadan.

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👤︎ u/Pman6543

📅︎ May 06 2019

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Why is Saudi Arabia so technologically far behind?

They live under Iraq...

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_DRUMSETS

📅︎ Dec 27 2018

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My wife asked me if I wanted to go to a Middle Eastern country that borders Saudi Arabia.

I said "Yemen!"

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👤︎ u/shopcounterbill

📅︎ May 22 2019

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I became close to a Saudi Arabian girl I met online.

Now She wants to be friends on Eyebook.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 14 2018

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Two Saudi Arabians wanted to go on a trip. The guy asks his friend "Want to go South?" He replied "Yemen."

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👤︎ u/AnotherNihm

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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Are there any countries south of Saudi Arabia?

Yemen

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👤︎ u/TurtleLvr69

📅︎ Apr 24 2018

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How’s the weather in Saudi Arabia?

It’s really Sunni.

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👤︎ u/Planeguy58

📅︎ May 11 2018

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A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby.

It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.

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👤︎ u/Pickles17

📅︎ Jun 09 2017

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Heard Saudi Arabia is changing monarchs...

Its a bit of a Sheikh-Up

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👤︎ u/drowninginmecury

📅︎ Jan 09 2018

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Saudi Arabia just beheaded it's 100th person this year. Makes you wonder what the centence was...

I'm a terrible human being, I've got a problem...

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👤︎ u/scandiumflight

📅︎ Jun 15 2015

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Today in my class we learned about Saudi Arabia's economy.

It is fueled by oil.

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👤︎ u/abnormalgamer55

📅︎ May 19 2016

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Saudi Arabia doesn't have The Flintstones

but Abu Dabi do.

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👤︎ u/Happyhero1

📅︎ Mar 11 2017

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Do they have many earthquakes in Saudi Arabia?

They get the odd sheikh here and there.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Aug 29 2017

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A lot of people are pissed about the change in Saudi leadership.

It's a shame that the old King Abdullcated the throne like that.

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👤︎ u/killjoy95

📅︎ Jan 23 2015

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My Saudi friend didn't know who Justin Bieber was

He must have been living under Iraq

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👤︎ u/Humeon

📅︎ Jun 04 2016

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What does the Saudi arabian king drink when he goes to McDonald's?

A milksheikh.

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👤︎ u/TeddyTiger

📅︎ Dec 09 2015

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