With no buses, trains, or taxis in sight, and my wife going into labor, I figured the only solution was a piggyback.
But she refused to give me one.
I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but I’ve come up with a better solution
Simple solution to my fear of the dark
I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there
Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illness.
I found the perfect password solution
I use the date of birth of a person I know. For example from Margarete von Henneberg. Nobody knows her. So how should someone get my password 1234?
If you're not a part of a solution,
You're either a solid or a gas.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Modern problems require Indian solutions
Why does it feel so good to find the solution to addition problems?
The answer is always whole-sum
I think the easiest solution...
"There are no cookie-cutter solutions" is good business advice.
Anne had a problem. Anne found a solution. Anne had a will.
Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.
What’s the solution to all your problems?
One time, someone told me they were cold, the solution was simple.
I told them to go to the corner of the room cuz it is 90 degrees
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get...
I have a problem with remembering mental notes, so I came up with a solution.
If only I could remember what it was....
Plumbing was a great solution to a shitty situation
What do you call a math student who has a wrong solution but right answer in an exam?
Its a locust solution to laundry detergent
"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Did you hear about the guy who got his doctorate in neutral solutions?
He graduated with his Ph7.
Forbidden to purchase food, Euclid's elementary algebraic solution.
whenever you have a problem with ikea then theres only one real solution
Banana is nature's best anti-acne solution.
Have you ever seen a monkey with a zit in it's face?
Dad had a good solution for Damian
Solution to being cold.
Got dadjoked by a friend just now. She's at work and we're talking to each other over an instant messaging system.
Her: How are you today?
Me: Good, just cold and still drying off from getting caught in the rain on the way home.
Her: Oh, you're still cold? I can help you!
Her: Stand up and go to a corner.
Her: Because a corner is always 90 degrees!
The Polar Bear Endemic: Solution?
If you are not part of the solution ...
Then your are part of the precipitate.
I have a problem where i keep forgetting mental notes, so i came up with a solution.
If only I could remember what it was...
If you are not part of solution,
then you are not soluble.