Southern belle solution...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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With no buses, trains, or taxis in sight, and my wife going into labor, I figured the only solution was a piggyback.

But she refused to give me one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but I’ve come up with a better solution

I call it a Dad-a-Base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Simple solution to my fear of the dark

I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrrrmmmm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illness.

It's a no brainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I found the perfect password solution

I use the date of birth of a person I know. For example from Margarete von Henneberg. Nobody knows her. So how should someone get my password 1234?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pol_Ice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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If you're not a part of a solution,

You're either a solid or a gas.

(Jimmy Carr)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Modern problems require modern solutions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKnight_Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Modern problems require Indian solutions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why does it feel so good to find the solution to addition problems?

The answer is always whole-sum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I think the easiest solution...

is usually salt water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pastorjeff2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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"There are no cookie-cutter solutions" is good business advice.

Unless you run a bakery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Anne had a problem. Anne found a solution. Anne had a will.

Anne Hathaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.

It has it’s frozen cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotoFuzzle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What’s the solution to all your problems?

Alcohol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealRoybot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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One time, someone told me they were cold, the solution was simple.

I told them to go to the corner of the room cuz it is 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnchantedAdam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get...

Arrested

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NovAlphaPapa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Plumbing was a great solution to a shitty situation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carlosrehu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I have a problem with remembering mental notes, so I came up with a solution.

If only I could remember what it was....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrammerTheGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What do you call a math student who has a wrong solution but right answer in an exam?

Mathemagician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Solution?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtleturds_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Its a locust solution to laundry detergent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StroppyCash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who got his doctorate in neutral solutions?

He graduated with his Ph7.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardcoreHugs
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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I found the solution to entropy. i.reddituploads.com/4b1fe…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ContentDoctor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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Forbidden to purchase food, Euclid's elementary algebraic solution.

Buy-no-meal theorem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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whenever you have a problem with ikea then theres only one real solution

killyourshelf

credit:https://youtu.be/j2JVYTtWzVU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spieler42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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Banana is nature's best anti-acne solution.

Have you ever seen a monkey with a zit in it's face?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wertw3t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Dad had a good solution for Damian

http://imgur.com/uUF8kqJ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taco_Cat_Cat_Taco
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2015
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Solution to being cold.

Got dadjoked by a friend just now. She's at work and we're talking to each other over an instant messaging system.

Her: How are you today?

Me: Good, just cold and still drying off from getting caught in the rain on the way home.

Her: Oh, you're still cold? I can help you!

Me: ......

Her: Stand up and go to a corner.

Me: .....

Her: Because a corner is always 90 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/consortofdisaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2014
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If you are not part of the solution ...

Then your are part of the precipitate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I have a problem where i keep forgetting mental notes, so i came up with a solution.

If only I could remember what it was...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrammerTheGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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If you are not part of solution,

then you are not soluble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vandershraaf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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