A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...
and the box said 2-4 years!
Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,
My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
Well I mean I would be mad...
Does anyone know what LGBTQ means?
No one is giving me a straight answer
Every time I ask my son what a new phrase means, he tells me to google it.
Kids these days have a lot of slang for a killer clown movie.
I don't know what the word "stubborn" means
But I won't stop until I figure it out.
Know what it means when the mods remove some of your posts?
That they've taken a fence!
I’ve been asking people what LGBTQ means
Nobody will give me a straight answer.
I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication
It’s not that my high school math teacher was mean...
There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount".
The possibilities are: end, less.
My son told me that when it rains it means God is crying.
I agreed with him and told him it was probably because of something he did.
Do you know what it means if you have a headache?
It means you have a head.
How did the mean turtle cross the road?
What did the otter tell the mean beaver?
Dam, you otter beavery kind.
I saw the post about not wanting 2020 to end as it would mean that 2021...
but I am just worried that two years later, nothing will change and it will be still be the same as 2022...
Today I saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which could mean just one thing.
This pandemic means I'm having to walk everywhere...
Getting tired of this car owner virus
Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....
......Absolutely Nothing!!
I don’t mean to toot my own horn
But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driver’s seat.
My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just won’t come. She’s tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said “any means necessary.”
To which I replied “No it doesn’t.”
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
She’s a caring cairn Karen.
Why does “laddies” mean men but “ladies” means women?
Because “ladies” is missing a D.
I’ll show myself out now.
What does love mean?
Zero in tennis, and everything in life.
It’s 1066 and you know what that means?
I shouldn’t have bought my watch second hand.
The average person is really mean
People are always telling me that “mean” and “rude” have the same definitions. So I ask them,
When a feline turns 13 they're 65 in cat years, so that means they are eligible for MediCare.
mozart is from the classical era and bach is from the baroque era, which means mozart was respecting his fellow ancestor.
My neighbor asked “what was with your yard?” I said “you mean our yard”
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
I can't figure out what IDK means....
no one else seems to know either.
When I was in the Army, the drill Sergeant once shouted at me, WHAT DOES SURRENDER MEAN ?!!
I make a mean Tex Mex...
Statistically it's average.
I mean hes a bread turtle
Is it a good restaurant? How can you ask me that? I mean...
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking”.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means?
It’s not the end of the world!
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