A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...

and the box said 2-4 years!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,

...would be preposterous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivraj234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Well I mean I would be mad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I mean technically
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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Does anyone know what LGBTQ means?

No one is giving me a straight answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathyDre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Every time I ask my son what a new phrase means, he tells me to google it.

Kids these days have a lot of slang for a killer clown movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3fbr0nd0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I don't know what the word "stubborn" means

But I won't stop until I figure it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarvius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Know what it means when the mods remove some of your posts?

That they've taken a fence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I’ve been asking people what LGBTQ means

Nobody will give me a straight answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingdragon2430
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication

It was Xanax-ident

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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It’s not that my high school math teacher was mean...

He was just average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mndaver24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount".

The possibilities are: end, less.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My son told me that when it rains it means God is crying.

I agreed with him and told him it was probably because of something he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skullchin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Do you know what it means if you have a headache?

It means you have a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anime_fan_21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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How did the mean turtle cross the road?

Slowly but surly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthLukas71
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What did the otter tell the mean beaver?

Dam, you otter beavery kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hkzhr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I saw the post about not wanting 2020 to end as it would mean that 2021...

but I am just worried that two years later, nothing will change and it will be still be the same as 2022...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AesSedai99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Today I saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which could mean just one thing.

It’s laundry day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I mean... yes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/more_smiles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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This pandemic means I'm having to walk everywhere...

Getting tired of this car owner virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/listenup78
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....

......Absolutely Nothing!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I don’t mean to toot my own horn

But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driver’s seat.

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My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just won’t come. She’s tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said β€œany means necessary.”

To which I replied β€œNo it doesn’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreshStartGo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...

She’s a caring cairn Karen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatinumCalf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why does β€œladdies” mean men but β€œladies” means women?

Because β€œladies” is missing a D.

I’ll show myself out now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reckoner65
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What does love mean?

Zero in tennis, and everything in life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellgames01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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It’s 1066 and you know what that means?

I shouldn’t have bought my watch second hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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The average person is really mean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/o0oo00oo0o
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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People are always telling me that β€œmean” and β€œrude” have the same definitions. So I ask them,

β€œWhat do you rude?”

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When a feline turns 13 they're 65 in cat years, so that means they are eligible for MediCare.

Or is it MediCat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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mozart is from the classical era and bach is from the baroque era, which means mozart was respecting his fellow ancestor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oniongoddess
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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My neighbor asked β€œwhat was with your yard?” I said β€œyou mean our yard”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snolles1773
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Since this is a β€œNana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a β€œba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a β€œbanana” on the counter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaceyGayGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...

Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I can't figure out what IDK means....

no one else seems to know either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnk50
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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When I was in the Army, the drill Sergeant once shouted at me, WHAT DOES SURRENDER MEAN ?!!

..dunno, I give up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I make a mean Tex Mex...

Statistically it's average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaPauw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I mean hes a bread turtle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Is it a good restaurant? How can you ask me that? I mean...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElvisGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...

The sign clearly said, β€œFine for parking”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means?

It’s not the end of the world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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