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Those Dominicans have quite the republic.
Sir Tainly
That would be called a reservation reservation reservation
Credit to Brian Regan
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
It's your own asphalt
An INVESTigator!
Now they can Scandinavian!
Looks like we cantaloupe.
Edit: I'm sorry all. I know this is an especially low hanging fruit. Hell, it's practically on the ground.
A lot of bouncing back and forth.
They will be ruthless.
Dad said he didn’t like my tone.
Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady
Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy
He said you had to see what type of river it was before you decide how to cross it.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I’m not really sure how I feel about that.
The decision was a piece of cake.
I could definitely see myself working there.
Is a major decision.
Be sure to sleep on it.
It’s my decision and that’s vinyl!
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
Their next car is Elon gated.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
And it’s made a Vas Deferens in my life.
I took my son to the store to get some ingredients for dinner. We were having Mexican food, and when we got to the aisle with the salsa, my son stared indecisively at the shelves. After a good minute, he still hadn’t made a decision and I knew my wife would be wondering what was taking so long.
So I told him,
“Son, pick up the pace.”
A beeraucracy.
The steaks are high
This was a very irrational decision
Nah. She made the decision on her own.
As a dermatologist, it's all in a day's work.
InVOLUMEtary
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
Take the bowl, buy the horns .
Because you were one of them!
The decision was rash.
That's a ho-ho-horrible idea!
He didn't want to make a rash decision.
But hindsight is 1/20/20
I would have predicted a trial period.
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The decision was a piece of cake.
