my new years resolution is
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I have only two new years resolutions this year. One: get back to the weight I was before the accident.
Two: stop referring to last year's junk food binge as 'the accident'
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I've been reading so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently, that I've made a firm new year's resolution..
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What are your resolution going to be for the new year?
Still on 1080p? or upgraded to 4k already?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
New Year's Resolution
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied βScrew you!β
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I found it easier to follow my new year's resolution after I misspelled it.
I am now on a no-crab diet
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︎ Jan 12 2021
My new years resolution
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What's the best New Year's resolution?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My New Years resolution is to finally get in shape.
Round... possibly pear... I havenβt decided yet.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.
If you donβt, theyβll just go in one year and right out the other.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My wife: what's your new year resolution?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Day two: I have a fantastic New Years resolution
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My New year's resolution is to stop binge eating Xmas leftovers...
I'm going to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My New Yearβs Resolution this year is to stop second guessing everything.
Wait, is that even a good enough resolution? Idk
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Ever since 2017, my New Yearβs resolution has been to work on my novel.
Four years going and Iβve almost finished reading it!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k resolution?
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︎ Nov 29 2019
My one new years resolution was to start to use my Velcro wall more.
So far I'm sticking to it.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
My new year's resolution is to stay alive
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︎ May 22 2020
I just got glasses due to myopia and now everything looks clear and 4K.
Guess that's my New Year's Resolution
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My New Year's resolution is to save enough money to buy a Velcro wall.
And I plan on sticking to it!
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︎ May 29 2020
So spider..
Person: So Spider what's your new year's resolution?
Spider: To spend more time with my family instead of on the web.
(If you don't get it, it is that spiders have a spider web).
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Help! Everything looks pixelated all the sudden.
I think I set my New-Year's Resolution too low
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︎ Jan 01 2021
If you got a 4k TV for Christmas, your New Year's resolution is 3840 x 2160.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
I've finally decided on my 2018 New Years resolution
My 2018 New Years resolution is to stop postponing things.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
My grandpa got a tv as a Christmas gift in 1948
It was a low New Years resolution
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...
It's my New Year's resolution.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
So my new year resolution for 2020....
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︎ Dec 29 2019
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery Iβve always wanted
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Wanna know my New Year's Resolution?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
My 2020 New Year's resolution is to finish my 2019 resolution. My goal was to lose 10 lbs.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Differences between different resolutions.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Yesterday, my mom didnβt expect that my dadβs new yearβs resolution was to stop looking at other womenβs breasts.
I guess hindsight is 2020
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︎ Jan 01 2020
My wife told me to pick a bigger New year's resolution than "watch more sports on TV".
Unfortunately, our TV only does 1080p 60fps.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
why did we skip to 4k resolution?
Because 3k was a little too racist.....
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Happy New Year's!
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︎ Jan 01 2020
My New Years Resolution
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I have a new year resolution
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Most people donβt to their New Years resolution
Because they go in one year and out the other
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︎ Jul 09 2020
My New Years resolution this year is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.
Iβm planning on sticking to it.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
My New year's resolution is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.
I'm planning on sticking to it.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
My new year's resolution is the same for 2020 as it was in 2019
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︎ Dec 30 2019
I'm just about ready to start my new years resolution
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︎ Jan 24 2020
New years resolution.
My new years resolution is to be more careful, or should I say, more janu-wary.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
For 2020 my new years resolution is to think about my worst failures
because hindsight is 2020
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︎ Dec 28 2019
My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.....
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Someone: So what's your New Year's resolution?
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︎ Dec 13 2019
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