Which Family Guy character is adamant about animal rights?

PETA Griffin

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When I worked for a design agency, I had two adamant higher-ups... (Long Pun)

When I worked for a design agency, I had two adamant higher-ups. There was a brand identity project for a new company, and I was in charge of typography, but those two disagreed with my choice of font.

The first one was this stony-looking Peruvian-American man named Esteban Ferrero, but since that's Spanish for Steven Smith, and our company had a rule that everyone has to call each other using nicknames instead of last names, everyone, including himself, just called him Steve. The second one was a Dutch woman with a sharp glare named Evelien van der Berg. She was famous for giving designers a hard time convincing her that their design choices work better than hers. In accordance with the company rules, we called her Eve.

Anyway, I showed Steve my first draft, and he wasn't convinced that I chose LinoLetter as the main font, and told me that I should use a sans-serif font. But I stood by my position that serifs add legibility to printed and digital material, that it fits the company's identity as an organic store, and that it is hard to stand out with a sans-serif. It took a lot of debate, but in the end, Steve was convinced that LinoLetter was acceptable.

A few days later, I showed Eve a more elaborated version, as for the sizes and styles of the font, and the pairing of LinoLetter with Century as the headline font. She insisted that I should have used a sans-serif font for the headline. I expressed my view that LinoLetter is a font with composed and legible shape, and Century, while it is also legible, has flair at larger sizes. She kept disagreeing with me, saying I should use something bolder and more contrasting, like Tungsten. It felt like hours had passed before the conversation went anywhere, so I had to give up and look for a sans-serif font that goes with LinoLetter.

So it goes to show that the one who gave me a hard time was adamant Eve, not adamant Steve.

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What’s a doctor who studies adam’s apples called?

A guy-neck-ologist

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adam’s CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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How did God make sure Adam had a deep masculine laugh?

He gave him 2 test tickles

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ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!

"No way!"

"YAHWEH!"

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What's a doctor who specialises in Adams apples called?

A guyneckologist!

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I keep trying to look at my child Adam,

But I keep getting the son in my eyes.

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Saw an Adam & The Ants tribute act

I said β€œyou’re not Adam Ant!”, he said β€œyeah i am.” we argued all night, but he really was adamant.

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What did Adam say the night before Christmas?

It's Christmas eve

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If you spell the words β€œAbsolutely Nothing” backwards, you get β€œGnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...

Absolutely nothing.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to..

Not read Apple terms of agreement.

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What did Adam say to Eve on December 31st and Jan 1st?

Happy New Years Eve

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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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My employer now gives two weeks off to recover from the vaccine.

They call it Modernaty leave.

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After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.

Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.

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Why can’t you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

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If science has taught me anything, it’s to never trust an Adam

They make up everything

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Why couldn’t Adam and Eve gamble in the garden of Eden?

Because God took away their paradise.

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What does Adam Lambert say when you tell him you did your math homework in the snow?

"Don't give a damn about your cold calculation."

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If boys have Adam's apple, what do girls have?

Eve's drop

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What did Adam said to Eve when she was feeling sleepy?

Everest

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What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers πŸ‘

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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something or they always let you down.

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β€œWhat day is today, Adam?”

β€œFor the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!

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Bread puns (by Adam Tote)
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Picture Perfect Puns

Ancient Scot Richard's Warriors: Dick's Picts

Loki - Trick pics (from my brother)

Pictures of an Adam Sandler movie: "Click" pics.

Pictures of a Kaitlin Olson character: The Mick's pics

Screenahots of these comments: Wit pics

Leaky faucet: drip pics

X1 Cumberbatch photos: Benedict pics

X2 Pope photos: Benedict pics (also works)

X3 Turncoat snaps: Benedict pics

X4 "Wong" image: Benedict pics

Legal command: Writ pics

Pictures of twigs: Stick pics

A Christmas Story scene: lick pics

Pictures of a Winter Saint: Nick pics

Syringe photos: prick pics (from a friend)

Sporting goods store images: Dick's pics.

Dan Harmon cartoon character: Rick's pics.

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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It is Christmas Eve

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Edits: Thanks for all the awards!

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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD

It cuts like a knife

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I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.

It cuts like a knife.

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What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas?

Merry Christmas Eve

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What did Adam say the night before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.

Because it cuts like a knife.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

β€œIt’s Christmas, Eve!”

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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead

In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife

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My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD

Cuts like a knife!

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.

And then everything crashed.

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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What did Adam say to Eve the night before Christmas?

It’s Christmas Eve. (I’ll let myself out...)

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β€œWhat day is today, Adam?”

β€œFor the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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