Happy Hanukkah dadjokes!
No it was Witch two officer!
It was the right triangle.
I told my brother I lost my bone pick, he said “of course you did”
“I really have a bone to pick with myself for doing that”
I said, “Faux sho.”
The seller said, “Oh, that last one is a freebee!”
You simply WEED 'em out
He literally had his ass handed to him.
She gave me some sound advice.
Little mary jane just LAUGHED and LAUGHED.... she knew it was only a nickle.
It's not very hard.
When he came back, he put it on the table and texted me, "Your meds are here. I hope it rectifies your problem."
I yelled, "No mom! I'm so sick of your gelt trips!"
Me: "Wow, these are gourd-geous..."
Her: "You're walking home."