Picker Puns

A list of puns related to "Picker"

I recently became a litter picker and there was absolutely no training

You were just expected to pick it up as you went along

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👤︎ u/jeeeeeeeeeebus
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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My husband asks if I'm a nose picker

Husband: "Do you pick your nose?"

Me:"...yes. Why? Doesn't everyone at least once?"

Husband: "Idk, I was just born with mine."

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👤︎ u/fiona_the_adventurer
📅︎ Jan 07 2016
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My paper towels went missing

So I had to hire a Bounty hunter.

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👤︎ u/AxReMi
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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My wife likes to crochet and play guitar.

She's a real knit picker.

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👤︎ u/Spotter66
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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I watch the History Channel a lot. I’ve become an expert, actually. Ask me anything,

about American Pickers.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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A banana farmer loses an employee

A banana farmer arrives on his farm in the early morning and notices that he is missing a banana picker. He asks the other pickers where she is today. They tell him "Chiquita"

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👤︎ u/Str8butboysrsexy
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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Travis Fimmel Viking/Dadjoker

Travis Fimmel star of the serie Vikings made a dadjoke at his AMA yesterday.

Link to the joke

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👤︎ u/JTabk
📅︎ Feb 19 2015
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