I’m tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. It’s a personal preference.
I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.
Anyone out there any preference for their favorite island to visit..?
People who are afraid of strong preferences for Vietnamese soups have...
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
I just have a preference for certain fabrics.
Nothing you say will dissuede me!
If there were a study exploring the pornography preference of people in each country, we could finally see what this world is coming to.
Preference for taking either the elevator or escalator is based on a difference in upbringing.
I don’t really have a preference when it comes to rappers
What do you call a dating app that matches people by their leg preferences?
Music preference dad-joke
My friend and my dad were discussing music.
Friend: "Do you like Finnish music?"
Dad: "I prefer Start music."
I swear the walls were groaning.
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
My wife showed me two quilts and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, “I refuse to make blanket statements.”
My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
Why do most people prefer Englishmuffins over French ones?
The french ones give you the runs
Draco Malfoy's preferred way to get to the dungeons? SLYTHERIN!
What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm
I usually prefer electric appliances
But after seeing my dirty underwear I think I prefer my gas dryer.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
What kind of pizza did the pilot prefer?
What kind of floors do Ghosts prefer in their homes?
Bam-Boo floors.
Happy Halloween to all!
Never ask anyone whether they prefer New York City or Syracuse.
That's comparing apples to oranges.
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
Please dont call us grammar nazis
We prefer the term "alt-write"
What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
Why does the army prefer combustion engines?
They're better when youre on petrol
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
Where do fans of Disturbed prefer to vacation?
How do you know pirates prefer voluptuous women?
They’re always hollering “a vast bootie!!!”
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain
85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
What is the preferred hot beverage of movie stars?
Hey kids for your online schooling do you prefer Google meet?...
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
My wife said she prefers brown rice
I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".
Whenever someone asks me if I prefer maples, elms, or oaks, my response is always the same:
"It's not a poplar tree contest."
I tried introducting my girlfriend to IPAs but she still prefers Miller Lite
Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
What brand of car do young sheep prefer to drive?
Robe Lowe prefers pure, uncut cocaine.
Cashier: “Do you want milk in the bags?”
Dad: “No, thanks. The carton is fine”.
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you'd like to sit?
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
My wife showed me two quilts, and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, “I refuse to make blanket statements.”
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
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