My friends never have understood my fondness of dad jokes...
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes' wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet duck.

He was a master of the duck shun.

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Who is most fond of gag gifts?

The BDSM club

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I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.

To this day, venison is deer to me.

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Have your heard of the Flatulent Pharaoh? I am very fond of him.

We have the toot in common.

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Which city are Tibetan monks not particularly fond of?

Budapest

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I'm usually not fond of being the fun guy in a group

But the role is beginning to grow on me

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A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.

First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.

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Ive always been fond of winter

The people always seem to be cooler

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I have fond memories of riding the heaving waters of California upon our indentured help...

It was fun serfing the waves!

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People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
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I will always fondly remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.

"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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I've got some really fond memories of the older Fast and Furious movies

Call that some NOStalgia

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What's the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

Well, one is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.

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My ex hated language, so I had to dump her.

I couldn't be with someone who was anti-semantic.

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I still remember fondly the first time my Dad took me to a wonderful seafood restaurant.

I’ll never forget it. A great mussel memory.

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I've started investing in stocks...

Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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I fondly remember my college buddies who were with me during my darkest times.

They didn’t pay their electric bills either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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This page brings back fond memories for me. (Dad joke inside as well)

My dad had a real goofy and dadly sense of humor. He past a way about 4 years ago but all the jokes here remind me of the ones he used to make. I'm smiling so hard as I go through these.

One of my favorites was the mole joke: One day a house near a molehill was making pancakes. Daddy mole comes up, sniffs, and says,"I smell pancakes." Mamma mole pops up next to him, sniffs, and says I smell pancakes too!" Baby mole hears his parents but can't get past their rear ends. So he says,"All I smell is molasses!"

7 year old me was in tears every time!

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You guys hear about the two inmates who grew quite fond of each other?

It was just two cell mates who felon love

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My daughter told me she's not fond of lentils.

I told her, "Me neither. I prefer adventils."

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My co-worker tried goat soup today and wasn't to fond of it.

I asked if it was ba-a-a-ad.

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What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?

Moonshine.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I'm still not real fond of it

My wife insisted I grow a goatee to which I reluctantly agreed. She asked me how I felt about it today

Her: So you getting used to your new look yet?

Me: Well it's obviously grown on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddy_812
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My Grandfather was fond of this one, while recounting something funny

Laugh I thought I'd die,
Die, they'd bury me.
Bury me, there's worms,
Worms, they tickle.
Laugh, I thought I'd die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calingaladha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!

Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Dad jokes...on him

My father is fond of jokes and pranks (even though I only pretend to laugh .-.) but there's this story that I always would genuinely laugh at whenever it is brought up. So here it goes...

We've always gone to Church every Sunday when we were kids and on one of those Sundays, my father decided to make my mother laugh by shaving only HALF of his beard. So while the other side has hair, the other is shaved. He casually walked up to my mother and asked if he looked good in his "new fashion style." My mother laughed so hard she couldn't breathe.

When that was over, we got ourselves ready and went to Church. While praying, there was a bunch of people looking at my father. He noticed that as soon as he looked at those people, they'd cover their face, bow their heads and walk away. He felt weird. So he got into this 'thinking position' where he had his hands to play with his beard. And that's when he realized...HE FORGOT TO SHAVE THE OTHER HALF AT HOME AND NO ONE NOTICED UNTIL WE GOT THERE. HAHAHHAHAHA He was so embarassed, he covered his whole face until mass was over.

That's all folks. Thank you for coming to my dad talks .

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What does the sun drink from?

Sunglasses!

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A plumber and a contractor were arguing about something in a huge box.

The contractor was adamant that whatever was in the box would not go in the building at any cost. The plumber insisted he was just trying to do his job and that it was imperative that the box go into the master bathroom. The contractor turned him away despite warnings that there would be consequences. Upon hearing this, the owner of the building got angry and hired a new contractor. The new contractor also wouldn't allow the contents of the large box into the building. He was also fired and a new contractor hired. This contractor was a fun person, giving the workers breaks and buying them lunch. Out of fondness, the workers warned him that when plumber comes, he should allow the box to go into the building. So the contractor asked how important the contents of the box were and the workers replied, "Two people have been fired for not listening to the plumber, just let that sink in"

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Cheesiest pickup line ever. imgur.com/Z8XOEVy
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I’m not a fan of big soda

But I’m very fond of Minnesota.

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What are your favorite quotes?

Because I'm quite fond of these: ""

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Extended Christmas dad prank

When my brother and I were little, we put out milk and cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeers on Christmas eve, and woke up on Christmas morning to find them mostly eaten. We were delighted at proof of our nighttime visitors.

The next year our dad told us he had gotten an inside tip from the north pole: that Santa actually liked ramen and beer, not milk and cookies (as other, less well informed, dads and kids had always thought).

For years, we dutifully cooked ramen, put it on a table by the fireplace with a cold beer on the side, and woke up to the ramen and beer having been consumed in the night.

I knew my dad wasn't fond of milk or cookies, but it wasn't until later that we connected the dots and found out the deal about Santa. My dad was the one who ate the Santa food once we went to bed, and he had secretly convinced us to prepare his ideal midnight snack for as long as we believed in Santa.

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One of my dad's favorite jokes: How many sides does a circle have?

2: an inside and an outside.

He was also fond of:

What looks like half a butterfly?

The other half.

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Wanna know how to catch a fox?

Dig a hole and surround it with peas; When he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the hole!


My dad has been telling that one for at least 15 years.

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[Request] Blog name suggestions (the punnier the better)

I'm starting a blog as a disabled writer consisting of anecdotal posts about the funny, but unusual circumstances my disability and wheelchair put me in. Any names that come to mind? Particularly fond of blogs titles like Laughing at My Nightmare and Bag Lady Moma. I'm in a wheelchair and have 24/7 care, my disability is Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA)... go as wild as you like

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I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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I still remember fondly the times dad used to roll us down the hill inside tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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I remember my childhood fondly. Dad used to put us in a tire and we all rolled downhill.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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A plumber and a contractor were arguing about something in a huge box.

The contractor was adamant that whatever was in the box would not go in the building at any cost. The plumber insisted he was just trying to do his job and that it was imperative that the box go into the master bathroom. The contractor turned him away despite warnings that there would be consequences. Upon hearing this, the owner of the building got angry and hired a new contractor. The new contractor also wouldn't allow the contents of the large box into the building. He was also fired and a new contractor hired. This contractor was a fun person, giving the workers breaks and buying them lunch. Out of fondness, the workers warned him that when plumber comes, he should allow the box to go into the building. So the contractor asked how important the contents of the box were and the workers replied, "Two people have been fired for not listening to the plumber, just let that sink in"

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