No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes' wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet duck.

He was a master of the duck shun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patricosuave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Who is most fond of gag gifts?

The BDSM club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodsdans
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.

To this day, venison is deer to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Have your heard of the Flatulent Pharaoh? I am very fond of him.

We have the toot in common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheelay_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Which city are Tibetan monks not particularly fond of?

Budapest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidian_Revenger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I'm usually not fond of being the fun guy in a group

But the role is beginning to grow on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okoli_ryan50
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Ive always been fond of winter

The people always seem to be cooler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eulicies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I have fond memories of riding the heaving waters of California upon our indentured help...

It was fun serfing the waves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herurumeruru
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I've got some really fond memories of the older Fast and Furious movies

Call that some NOStalgia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomd0g
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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What's the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

Well, one is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocorrupt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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This page brings back fond memories for me. (Dad joke inside as well)

My dad had a real goofy and dadly sense of humor. He past a way about 4 years ago but all the jokes here remind me of the ones he used to make. I'm smiling so hard as I go through these.

One of my favorites was the mole joke: One day a house near a molehill was making pancakes. Daddy mole comes up, sniffs, and says,"I smell pancakes." Mamma mole pops up next to him, sniffs, and says I smell pancakes too!" Baby mole hears his parents but can't get past their rear ends. So he says,"All I smell is molasses!"

7 year old me was in tears every time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lets_improve_us
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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My daughter told me she's not fond of lentils.

I told her, "Me neither. I prefer adventils."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrenkm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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My co-worker tried goat soup today and wasn't to fond of it.

I asked if it was ba-a-a-ad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashGordon07
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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I'm still not real fond of it

My wife insisted I grow a goatee to which I reluctantly agreed. She asked me how I felt about it today

Her: So you getting used to your new look yet?

Me: Well it's obviously grown on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddy_812
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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My Grandfather was fond of this one, while recounting something funny

Laugh I thought I'd die,
Die, they'd bury me.
Bury me, there's worms,
Worms, they tickle.
Laugh, I thought I'd die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calingaladha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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