My friend is running for treasurer and needs to make an eight second video for the video announcing the candidates, any good quick money puns for that?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Money puns
I need a money pun for a title of a speech Iβm giving about the history of money. I knew you guys would spark my creativity.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Money Puns are Pun-ey
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︎ Jul 08 2018
I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Where do fish get their money?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I make money by selling simple sandwiches
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you call the money your garbage business earns?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
How did the Nazis get their money?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
So I wanted to withdraw some money.
Have to try again later because for some reason I canβt ATM.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Kid: Why do you stand on one leg while you get money out of the ATM?
Dad: Iβm checking my balance.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My high school bully still takes my lunch money.
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Where did the nut keep his money?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call a vegetable that makes money?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
**Genie: I will grant you 2 wishes** **Me: I want to be rich.** **Genie: Okay granted, second wish?** **Rich: I'd like loads of money.**
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I always put my money in drums
Because itβs a sound investment.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I got my chips before I put my money into the vending machine
I guess it's out of order.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didnβt work well. The preacher told him:
Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers
He's showing dangerous simptoms
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Please just take my money you deserve it
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︎ Aug 05 2020
The last thing my grandfather told me was βItβs worth spending money on good speakers.β
That was some sound advice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I took some money off the wallβ¦
Now I hear my roommate saying, "Where's wall dough?"
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︎ Jan 02 2021
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Where does Santa keep his money?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I accidentally left some money in my jeans as they went through the wash.
I just worry because I know itβs illegal to launder money.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I bought a new clock. Total waste of money.
Itβs spends all day doing tik toks.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Did you hear about the seafood restaurant that will give you calamari in exchange for money?
They practice squid pro quo.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My friend invests all his money in S&M paraphernalia...
Yep, he's invested in bonds.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!
He just stands there applauding and saying βOoh, I love how smooth it isβ
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
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︎ Nov 14 2020
My friend bet me money that I couldnβt name a Great Lake.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I hired a coach for an upcoming marathon. She gave me a run for my money.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Why did the little walnut stick money to his feet?
Because he really wanted to be a cash-shoe.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
My town throws a festival for the salmon spawn each year. This is what they call companies that contribute a significant amount of money.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.
It's called,Cash in the Addict.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I can't stop taking money out of every cash machine I walk past...
Doctor has diagnosed I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that Iβm an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Not the best, but not a complete "waist" of money
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Why did the ice cream machine need money?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What do you call a soothsayer in it for the money?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
The last thing my grandfather told me was βIt is worth spending money on good speakers.β
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Where does Santa keep his money?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
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