A list of puns related to "Debt"
but I wouldn't accept his counter offer.
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
“You have an outstanding bill!”
The US needs less writing off death, more writing off debt
He said, “Oh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.”
If it is such a bad thing, why does my bank say "outstanding balance" below it?
That’s why you shouldn’t tell your dad to leave you alone.
I was in debt and somehow a screenshot of my bank records seeped onto the interente. It went so viral that a famous rapper decided to Post Malone.
They're always in arrears.
I said it is big enough to take care of itself.
Because it’s always a loan
You gotta give it to em.
A Capital One
Because I'm forever a loan.
I wonder what he'd do with the remaining £5.
It's quite ionic
Because he got caught up in a pond-zi scheme
It couldn't pay off a really big bill
He said, “Oh please...you really should give me a bit more credit.”