A list of puns related to "Debt"
but I wouldn't accept his counter offer.
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
“You have an outstanding bill!”
A-loan
Edit: whose
The US needs less writing off death, more writing off debt
He said, “Oh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.”
If it is such a bad thing, why does my bank say "outstanding balance" below it?
That’s why you shouldn’t tell your dad to leave you alone.
I was in debt and somehow a screenshot of my bank records seeped onto the interente. It went so viral that a famous rapper decided to Post Malone.
Bond.
Legal Bond.
They're always in arrears.
Bernadette.
I said it is big enough to take care of itself.
Because it’s always a loan
A Capital One
Because I'm forever a loan.
I wonder what he'd do with the remaining £5.
Mortgage Freeman
It's quite ionic
Because he got caught up in a pond-zi scheme
Crippling.
It couldn't pay off a really big bill
He said, “Oh please...you really should give me a bit more credit.”
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