It's written in the key of B flat.
Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though
taco bout it?
He wanted to see world peas.
It was hare-raising.
I said, “That’s Heinz sight for you.”
I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.
Because some trees are nuts.
....said the farmer, callously.
When I got home, they were still there.
It would be a nightmare.
They could be dead Lee.
....until they start whispering.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
A selfish.
“Yemen”
Posted on shower thoughts first, they told me to bring it here. I should have thought of that first. Anyways here ya go.
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
...you could get be charged with 'assault with a dad-ly weapon'.
A chicken tender.
He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.
Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
"I have no son"
"Thanks for supporting me"
I'm sure this has been done but it got a chuckle out of me
Edit wow, I wasn't expecting an award. Thank you kind stranger!
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
He didn’t give a schist.
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
Because they're nurse assists.
“It’s to look at.”
"Tanks a lot!"
Others might call it reWARDing.
I know. I’m sorry.
After all, it was a low bar to climb.
The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
He replied: A man is someone who is responsible and takes care of his family.”
Son: I hope one day I grow up to be a man just like Mom!
Even the bags under my eyes are reusable.
You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.
Because yesterday at around 7:30 pm a clown who was wearing a colourful sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors and stared at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won
Smiles. Because there's a mile between the two s.
Chicken Tenders
A chicken tender.
