Very much appreciative
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When picking up the coffee you ordered at Starbucks, always be appreciative and polite.

Be sure to say, "Thanks, a latte!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeahChristopher
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Today I learned that not all people are appreciative of ventriloquism.

Especially my wife’s gynaecologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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My wife is very appreciative of our laminate countertops.

Im glad she doesn't take it for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicksOut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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The highlighting is meant for those who don't appreciate puns I'm sure, I saw it right away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingBubIII
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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My husband has gradually grown to tolerate and even appreciate puns. Today he made me proud.

He made a pun in the shower, we giggled, and I noted how he's gone from hating puns to making his own. I called him my "young Padawan" and he responded, "You mean, Pun-awan?" It was seemless. I lost my shit. Just wanted to share with you guys :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowsphinx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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i got this as a birthday present and thought this sub would appreciate a good music pun
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

You need to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Time to appreciate him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7keletor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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/r/puns appreciates it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
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[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!

EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Under appreciated dad phases of the day:

Children spinning or running or circles or anything in that nature

Dad - Wow, you are making ME dizzy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/touchymacaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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As a single dad money can be tight. But even when I’m on a date and I know I’m not attracted to her, I still like to get the door for her and let her walk through. It makes her feel appreciated.

And it makes it easier to slam the door and run so I don’t have to pay for dinner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skullchin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments

I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.

Keep it up you silly gooses!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninthpower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?

It keeps the oceans tidy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknoid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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If she doesn’t appreciate your puns she’s not worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arnak94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour

She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I really appreciate couples that divide their feces equally with each other.

They really halve their shit together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yotapata
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I was proud of it but none of my friends really appreciated it, so maybe it’ll find some love here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nugget_666
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Chinese restaurants do not get enough appreciation for all the work that they do

Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a chicken how to fry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlieFoxtrot432
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.

I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theknight618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.

The other day? That's a firs day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebigeyedduck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My sister doesn’t appreciate my pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/totatopomatoes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I didn't appreciate reincarnation until I got hit by that truck...

And woke up feeling like a whole new man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmarr1203
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did

I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.

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The mods at r/wholesummemes did not appreciate this.
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As a spanish speaking dude I really appreciate when people approach me and say "mucho".

It means a lot to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nicox37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?

Because it's see-food!

my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.

edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.

thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberrich
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Somebody please appreciate this [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/biohazardhoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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My wife told me to flip off the thermostat before we left the house. I don’t think she appreciated how I followed her instructions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squachee
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Do you people appreciate my coy fish
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of course no-one appreciated this on twitter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICTman1076
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I was just reading this story about a guy who went through several tough breaks in life and couldn’t get ahead. One day he just stopped talking and his only way of communicating was through hand and body motion.......

Poor guy turned to a life of mime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjleak72
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True story: My family and I were walking at an apple orchard today when my 6-year-old noticed a discarded apple and asked "Why is there an apple under a pine tree?"

I responded without missing a beat, "That, my son, is a pine apple."

Shoutout to the mom passing by who witnessed and appreciated this gem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Etereve
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Much appreciation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that β€œcreative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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If your man doesn't appreciate jokes about fruit...

You need to let that mango...

😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JessieJade18
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes,

you need to let that mango...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need...

... to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khyta
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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To all the ladies; if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes you need to...

Let that mango...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

...you need to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes

You need to let that mango

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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

...you need to let that mango

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