What letter of the alphabet is the most empathetic...

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call an empathetic rangifer tarandus ?

A care-ibou!

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👤︎ u/belly_bell
📅︎ Dec 30 2015
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Fiancée was distraught about killing a duck... tried cheering her up with a dad joke.

So my fiancée came home from work earlier this week, clearly upset. I asked what was wrong and she went on to tell me about how she accidentally ran over a duck.

In an attempt to comfort her, my compassionate and empathetic self responds with, "well I guess it's safe to say the duck suffered from a quacked skull huh?"

She was not amused.

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👤︎ u/Ih8YourCat
📅︎ Aug 23 2014
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