Empathy Puns

A list of puns related to "Empathy"

What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.

A cycle path.

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👤︎ u/tim_breeding
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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Mom tells me I have all the empathy in the world…

Dad thinks that’s why we have so many wars

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👤︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
📅︎ May 23 2021
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I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.

Without her they're ruthless.

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👤︎ u/dudefaceguy_
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Someone the other day asked me what empathy is

I told him I don’t know

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.

I don’t understand how she can feel that way.

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👤︎ u/rafwaf123
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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I get my deep well of empathy from my mother, obviously.
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👤︎ u/PupperPuppet
📅︎ May 13 2020
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The more I work with Linux, the less empathy I have

Colleagues are calling me Shelldon now

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👤︎ u/Mr_Snipes
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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A Spanish doctor recently coined a new term for people who are incapable of feeling empathy. You know what they call it?

Empanada

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👤︎ u/ThePizzo856
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Bruce Leehad great empathy because he had to take care of his dumb sister

She was Sil Lee

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👤︎ u/abhinit90
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Dad joke>empathy

So I was cycling back from high school one day and I fell off my bike. Nothing major happened, just a few scratches and a torn pair of jeans. I get home and walk through the front door, and my dad is sitting in his armchair peering over his newspaper. Dad: What happened? Did you fall in a deep fryer? Me: What? No, I.. Dad: It's just you look pretty battered Me: .... Just a side-note, he did check I was fine afterwards. I guess the urge was just too strong

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👤︎ u/HumerusMedic
📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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What do you call a blind Nazi?

A not-see

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👤︎ u/Chrome_sus
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.

I just don’t understand why she feels that way.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.

I don’t understand how she can feel that way.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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My wife is always accusing me of having zero empathy.

I just don’t understand why she feels that way.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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My wife said that I don’t have any empathy.

I don’t understand why she feels that way.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 23 2018
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My wife said that I don’t have any empathy.

I don’t understand why she feels that way.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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