A list of puns related to "Helplessness"
"I've lost my ten tackles!"
They walked through the flower gardens at the park. They skimmed stones across the lake. They fed the ducks bread.
It was a perfect Sunday.
Then daddy tomato had a call that his brother was in hospital. Across the road was a bus destined for that very place.
They ran back through the park dodging ducks and tripping on stones and getting tangled in foliage. Baby tomato was starting to lag a little. So daddy tomato, in a panic, shot glances at the arriving bus and his helpless offspring. He Ran to his son and with all his might squashed him into the pavement with his Dr Martins boots and said
"Ketchup"
Her in her sick and helpless voice: My nose has been running all day!
Me: aww that really sucks.
Her: catch it
Me: what...?? Catch a cold??
Her: Nooo! Catch my nose!
I was proud
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