I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
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What is a child most likely going to cry?
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Where in Europe are you most likely to get sick?
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Why are men statistically more likely to drown than women?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Which cheese is most likely to become the pope?
Swiss, itβs the holiest
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What's the occupation that has the most likely hood of putting people in the hospital?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What kind of table is most likely to fall over?
An uns table. (Just made that up)
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What family members are most likely to spoil the sβmore children?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Youβll likely get this if you watched Russell Crowe in Master and Commander...
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︎ May 25 2020
I read online that you are significantly more likely to get into an accident within 5 miles of your house.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.
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︎ Dec 23 2018
Statistically, you are more likely to be killed by a donkey than by a terrorist attack.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I was just voted βLeast Likely to Succeedβ by my graduating class.
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︎ Oct 20 2018
A clock is the most likely object to get corona
because it always has its hands on it's face
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Most Likely
i bet the people over at the tic tac factories make a mint.
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︎ May 31 2020
That's likely
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What household appliance is most likely to blackmail you?
Your vaccuum- it's been gathering dirt on you for years.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Amputees are the most likely group to save the world single-handedly
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︎ Mar 07 2019
There will likely be fewer gifts from santa this year
The elves have been on strike.
Their biggest demand is universal elfcare.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?
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︎ Feb 08 2019
Dead people are more likely to be "open minded" than living people
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︎ Dec 02 2019
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
With Britain likely to leave the EU, how much space will be freed?
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Which country's people are least likely to use cash?
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︎ Feb 03 2018
Did you know that cats are the most likely animal to suffer from chronic pain? Apparently they've been telling us all along.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
So this whole Kylie Jenner being replaced by an egg as the most likely photo...
I hear she was oeuf-ended.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
What are you likely to here at both an Australian Restaurant and a game of chess
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︎ Mar 20 2019
If dogs could have people jobs, what would they most likely be employed as?
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Where are you most likely to find ghosts?
In pubs - they are full of spirits.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Why are dogs more likely to chase standard cars than automatic ones?
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Statistics say you are most likely to get in a car accident within 1.5 km of your house.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
Studies show regular patients of chiropractors are less likely to need to see therapists due to being so well adjusted
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︎ Dec 02 2016
Most likely a repost but - What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
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︎ Dec 04 2016
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun
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︎ Feb 02 2018
What do you call a deer with no eyes? [My first and likely last comic strip]
imgur.com/a/EovjR
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︎ Jul 09 2015
My dad won "Most Likely To Surprise You" amongst his graduating senior class
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︎ Jun 18 2018
Amputees are the most likely group to save the world single-handedly
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︎ Mar 07 2019
Statistically youβre more likely to be killed by a donkey than a terrorist attack.
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