They both have bark!
One is a spine doctor and the other is a spin doctor, but both give things a new twist!
They're both pokey, mon!
Tutankhamun
The resemblance is uncanny
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
dozen weeks.
Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.
They were dentical twins.
They’re itentacle.
They're both stick-ups.
... "When you've seen one, you've seen a mall."
^((Source: Kiplinger Magazine, 1974)^)
Dad: "Really?! Last time I checked there were no ticks on the moon."
Because they are breadren
They just don't talk about it.
Because they're COP-ies!
Classic Dad joke this guy told at my work today.
I asked my wife this weekend, "You wanna know how you and lemon pie are alike?" She said, "Yeah". So, I told her, "'cause you're wearing maaaaaaa raaaaang".
"And so do ours!"
They were dentical twins.
