Alike Puns

A list of puns related to "Alike"

From my 8yo son: How are dogs and dogwoods alike?

They both have bark!

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👤︎ u/doryenas
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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Women and men are not alike

Period

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👤︎ u/codealtecdown
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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How are chiropractors and public relations specialists alike?

One is a spine doctor and the other is a spin doctor, but both give things a new twist!

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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How are Mewtwo and a slow rastafarian alike?

They're both pokey, mon!

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call two farts that sound alike?

Tutankhamun

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👤︎ u/Jamesstylez83
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
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👤︎ u/Davebelieves
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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It’s amazing how most jars look alike...

The resemblance is uncanny

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.

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👤︎ u/chadnav
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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A question for wrestling fans and campers alike...
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👤︎ u/CodyGriffin
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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My brother and I are very competitive at work but exactly alike. What takes me 3 months to complete, my brother . . .

dozen weeks.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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There is no way that men and women can be alike....

Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.

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👤︎ u/w00dw0rk3r
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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I once knew a pair of twins that looked exactly alike, except that one of them was missing an eye.

They were dentical twins.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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An octopus’s limbs look exactly alike

They’re itentacle.

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👤︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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How are prostate exams and bank robberies alike?

They're both stick-ups.

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👤︎ u/Nightreach1
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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Shopping malls are essentially all alike ...

 
  ... "When you've seen one, you've seen a mall."

 
        ^((Source: Kiplinger Magazine, 1974)^)

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👤︎ u/tqgibtngo
📅︎ May 29 2017
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Son: "Did you hear about those lunatics? They've been troubling humans and the animals alike!"

Dad: "Really?! Last time I checked there were no ticks on the moon."

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👤︎ u/skaa0
📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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Why do slices of toast look alike?

Because they are breadren

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👤︎ u/DrPantyThief
📅︎ Jul 02 2018
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Great mimes think alike.

They just don't talk about it.

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👤︎ u/papashuga
📅︎ Aug 13 2017
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What do all police officers act alike?

Because they're COP-ies!

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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You wanna know how you and lemon pie are alike?

Classic Dad joke this guy told at my work today.

I asked my wife this weekend, "You wanna know how you and lemon pie are alike?" She said, "Yeah". So, I told her, "'cause you're wearing maaaaaaa raaaaang".

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👤︎ u/khw57
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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Anytime someone says "Great minds think alike" to my dad he says...

"And so do ours!"

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👤︎ u/flippflopp
📅︎ Jan 03 2014
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I once knew twins who were exactly alike except one was missing an eye

They were dentical twins.

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👤︎ u/gaudiocomplex
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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