A list of puns related to "Tended"
Apparently I have way too much thyme on my hands.
The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!
Because the real killer is usually cyan-eyed.
That's because they're insects
Because they live in da Nile.
βHow?β I asked.
He said βBrace yourself.β
This phenomenon is known as many paws
...because pride cometh before the fall.
They feel like it has a deeper meaning.
...sheβs a keeper π
I replied, 'of course it's thick. Envelopes and pieces of paper do not tend to have a very high IQ'.
They're loaners by nature.
Safe to say, I soiled my plants.
A mow-hawk
He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'
General Lee speaking.
With a hoe hoe hoe.
A: My sense of decency.
HaagenDogs...
I guess you could say that there's...
white mail privilege
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
As soon as he comes through the door his wife excitedly tells him "Henry! You would never believe it! The sheep have formed a Jazz band! Isn't that great?!"
Henry, annoyed, replies "I know Mary, I fucking heard them."
How did Shakespeare learn all about his new employer?
During its onbarding process.
But their business is in a scent
'Sheeran' is Caring
Pop, goes the weasel.
...and their enemas even closer.
I always give credit where it's dew.
It was a funfair dismissal
Because it's the weekend.
I guess they cantaloupe.
That way the steaks are higher.
They tend to quack under pressure.
Because the more mass they have, the more they matter.
The teacher always tended to Babylon
This phenomenon is known as many paws.
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