Latin verbs are understandably pessimistic, because they are always being declined.
Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding puns (pun line underneath)
Because they take things literally
Kleptomaniacs don’t really understand puns.
Kleptomaniacs don’t really understand puns ... they take everything literally.
Me(to dad): what processor does this computer have?
Mom(butting in): I think it's a Word processor...
Keep in mind English is my mom's second language and used to not understand puns or dry humor at all. I want to say I'm proud but I'm not sure that's how it works..
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
Sometimes I use big words I don’t fully understand.
It makes me sound more photosynthesis.
To understand this pun you need to know that the book in the first photo is called Apolodor
My wife said, “I don’t understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
Someone once told me than 2 in 10 people don't understand fractions
But someone else said it was 1 in 5. So which is it?
I just can't understand why my calculator stopped working....
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down.
Do you think it's stumped?
Couldn't understand why my dog was totally motionless....
Then I realised, it was on paws.
They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think that's Booleshit.
I don't understand how Elvis got so fat....
He ate nothing but a hound dog.
Thank you, thank you very much.....
I went to see my psychiatrist and told him that "no one understands me."
He said, "What do you mean by that?"
I understand sign language
An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...
I don’t understand why I can't lose weight.
I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
My wife says I don’t understand prepositional phrases.
I told her to get under it!
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
Opened the electric bill and the Wife can't understand why i'm on the floor laughing.
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
My son asked me if the Fibonacci sequence was difficult to understand.
I said, “No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.
I have to tell someone about this because I'm at home alone with my 2 year old and 11 month old, and they're to young to understand my best dad joke ever.
My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!
I don't understand why people buy velcro shoes.
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
My wife left me because I'm insecure.
Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.
Still scratching my head in confusion, trying to understand why was I thrown out of the interview room???
My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness"
All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"
Only a fraction of people will understand this!
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
I don't understand why people complain about COVID 19...
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
Do you know why kleptomaniacs have a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally.
Why don't Kleptomaniacs understand puns?
Because they take things literally.
Kleptomaniacs don’t really understand puns
They take everything literally
My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”
Me: That makes two of us.
Kleptomaniacs never understand jokes.
They always take things, literally.
I don’t understand why my calculator just stopped working.
I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working
I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working
“Dad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”
“No, it’s easy as 1,1,2, 3.”
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