My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.
For Intelligent, Down-to-Earth People.
If we got rid of the Earth's core,
it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.
Whats an intelligent visitor with a typo?
My friend thinks drinking beer makes him more intelligent.
I don’t think that makes my Budweiser.
Crows are very intelligent birds, they even go out for drinks from time to time.
JFK was an extremely intelligent man
His brain was so big that it covered his entire car.
What do you call an intelligent wish fulfiller?
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
I have created the world's first artificially intelligent pottery!
I'm so glad our Billy inherited his mother's intelligence
...and I got to keep mine.
I suspected my sister's butter had developed intelligence after she took it to school in her lunch box.
Sure enough, it was on her roll.
Half the people you know are below average.
I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.
Someone should start a business intelligence non-governmental organization.
Son: Dad, I don't know any synonyms for "intelligent".
What beverage makes cannabis more intelligent?
This explains the early-20th century intelligent look
You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success
there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
As an Aussie, I feel sorry for my American friends and their government
After all, they’re still stuck in the last decade
I just read in the newspaper: "Painting stolen from art museum found by a set of dustbins."
Those dustbins must be very intelligent.
What do you call an intelligence test that asks you questions specifically about Japanese poems?
What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?
Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.
If intelligence was a currency...
Would it be called "common cents"?
Scientists have recently discovered a new species of dinosaur that's really intelligent.
Any time I do something halfway intelligent, my dad says…
"Wow, you're a fart smella...I mean smart fella!"
What's the smartest mountain in the world?
I've heard talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence.
I've told myself that dozens of times.
What do you call a blonde in a brunette wig
What's the least intelligent fish?
What do you get when you cross a wall unit with artificial intelligence?
Enrico's two mallards wonder where all the intelligent aliens are.
What do you call 3.14 intelligent cephalopods?
What do you call an intelligent military machine?
Why can't incontinent people work at an intelligence agency?
I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence
You could say it was a real Siri-nade
A little boy went up to his father and asked:
Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cuase I still have mine!"
99.9% of people are idiots
Fortunately I belong to the 1% of intelligent people
Hear they’ve made a new artificially intelligent Oreo?
Her: Why are you talking to yourself?
Me: Sometimes I need expert advice.
I started a business building Yachts in my attic
Sails are through the roof.
My wife bought a pumice foot stone the other day, but I made her return it.
I asked her never to bring pedi files into our house again.
I went to a vampire school yesterday.
Children were so intelligent, they have a bright future ahead.
Dad compliments my intelligence
Let's say I solved a fairly simple task, Dad tells me "wow you're a fart smeller, err, a smart feller."
He's been doing this to me for like 20 years now.
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