My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.
Why can't Welshmen be in the intelligence services?
I wonder if the host of Jeopardy! absorbed all the trivia he used as answers... he woulda been mighty intelligent...
It would have made him a smart Alec.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
For Intelligent, Down-to-Earth People.
If we got rid of the Earth's core,
it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.
Whats an intelligent visitor with a typo?
Crows are very intelligent birds, they even go out for drinks from time to time.
My friend thinks drinking beer makes him more intelligent.
I don’t think that makes my Budweiser.
JFK was an extremely intelligent man
His brain was so big that it covered his entire car.
What do you call an intelligent wish fulfiller?
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
Why can’t you like an atom? ⚛️
Because they literally make-up everything.
Shout out to my 9yo daughter who came up with this banger all by herself. For the street cred, kid! Happy Friday all!
I have created the world's first artificially intelligent pottery!
I'm so glad our Billy inherited his mother's intelligence
...and I got to keep mine.
I suspected my sister's butter had developed intelligence after she took it to school in her lunch box.
Sure enough, it was on her roll.
Someone should start a business intelligence non-governmental organization.
Son: Dad, I don't know any synonyms for "intelligent".
Half the people you know are below average.
I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.
This explains the early-20th century intelligent look
What beverage makes cannabis more intelligent?
You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success
there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
What do you call an intelligence test that asks you questions specifically about Japanese poems?
If intelligence was a currency...
Would it be called "common cents"?
As an Aussie, I feel sorry for my American friends and their government
After all, they’re still stuck in the last decade
Any time I do something halfway intelligent, my dad says…
"Wow, you're a fart smella...I mean smart fella!"
I've heard talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence.
I've told myself that dozens of times.
What's the least intelligent fish?
What do you call 3.14 intelligent cephalopods?
Enrico's two mallards wonder where all the intelligent aliens are.
What do you get when you cross a wall unit with artificial intelligence?
What do you call an intelligent military machine?
Why can't incontinent people work at an intelligence agency?
I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence
You could say it was a real Siri-nade
I just read in the newspaper: "Painting stolen from art museum found by a set of dustbins."
Those dustbins must be very intelligent.
What's the smartest mountain in the world?
Hear they’ve made a new artificially intelligent Oreo?
What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?
Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.
Her: Why are you talking to yourself?
Me: Sometimes I need expert advice.
What do you call a blonde in a brunette wig
I started a business building Yachts in my attic
Sails are through the roof.
A little boy went up to his father and asked:
Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cuase I still have mine!"
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