I have a russian friend who’s a sound engineer.

And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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I'd like my fatherhood license please

A fake duolingo account made a post with a grammatical error. I corrected them, and here's the resulting joke

Anon- "duolingo is fluent in language, not grammar" Me- "languages require grammar... Czech mate"

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So my friend and I've been watching two elderly men playing chess in the park

But the two elderly men were speaking a foreign language.

After a few minutes of silently watching them, my friend finally asks me: "Is that Russian?"

"No," I replied, "it's Czech, Mate."

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