The best scales are made in the Czech Republic

They employ a system of Czechs and balances.

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Why did the Czech Republic shorten their name to Czechia?

The shorter name seemed more Praguematic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phonemonkey669
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Linguist researchers recently discovered what language is the world's least spoken language.

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobpobkibblebob
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Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?

I believe they are Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonate-F3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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An American wants to enter a nightclub

Together with some friends from abroad, an Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemhuis
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Q. What language do stomachs speak?

A. Hungarian 🀣🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeManDude__
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What language do things that fly in the sky speak....

Plane english

My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmyhiggo
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamado21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What is the Czech Republic's favorite kind of music

Prague rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electric_Trex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Dad says, "I can speak every language except Greek!"

Child asks him a question in French. Dad replies, "Hmmm. That sounds Greek to me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roonerspize
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What brand of shoe is a Czech's favorite?

Nike. βœ…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bishop825
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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Some things transcend languages
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Portugal_Stronk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I know over 100 languages

I just can't speak them

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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okay, but what languages should have some polish?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lulu_lux
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Did you hear about the Slovak chess player who finaly found a wife?

She was his czechmate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Yeah right SURE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Some foreign languages have gendered words.

How der they?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I recently decided to learn sign language...

So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt-Cowboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Which language do Mexican snakes speak?

Hisssss-panic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What language does an unhappy toddler speak?

Whine-ese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GovernorZipper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I bought this book but had to return it for all the fowl language
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSonsofAtreus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Yugoslavia
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My deaf girlfriend just told me, β€œWe need to talk.”

That’s not a good sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I know several jokes in sign language

I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.

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What is an advertiser's favorite language?

Sign language

-Sorry if it's been done before, thought about it in the way home today

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John felt like the odd one out at the Mohawk convention, maybe because of the language barrier?!

He’s not a native speaker after all

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What do you call it when a tiny Humpty Dumpty is saying derogatory things in a Slavic language?

Micro-egg-russian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therapistfunder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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A Jonathan Galindo but can speak multiple languages

Jonathan Duolingo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricTung1007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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If you spell the words β€œAbsolutely Nothing” backwards, you get β€œGnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...

Absolutely nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealTripleH
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The two men stared intensely at each other over the chessboard, neither one making a move. Suddenly, one of the men gasped in horror and shouted, "How is this possible? You must be taught by the Soviets!"

The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."

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As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.

You just have to have a feel for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Everyone should learn sign language.

It's very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kremata
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xQuizate87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humoursly_weird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?

Czechno!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kassetta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What is the least spoken language?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilkid96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sayan_dutta7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HackerDezer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What is the least spoken language?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backtomonke_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfyPlayz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language

And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
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