Affinities Puns

A list of puns related to "Affinities"

What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/justdontknowwhattopu
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a Native American cancer patient with an affinity for Japanese condiments?

Chemo Sabi!

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/mobious411
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
🚨︎ report
I couldn't cover up my affinity for dad jokes in this moment

My friend and I were having a conversation about down comforters and pillows, and how she loves them but the feathers always end up coming out and poking her.

My only response "Well, that's a real downer"

👍︎ 32
💬︎
👤︎ u/deutschbag17
📅︎ Apr 01 2014
🚨︎ report
What type of investment do chemists prefer?

They seem to have an affinity for bonds.

👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/Bow_To_Your_Sensei
📅︎ Nov 25 2016
🚨︎ report
What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.

Pungent.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/justdontknowwhattopu
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.