...And Einstein said it was all relatives.
(Not from me, from Josh Fonokalafi)
BF- “ Our relationship is what? Over.”
Meet James and Sasha, both 23, in a serious relationship and madly in love. James is worried about children, as he knows there is an honourable history of dad jokes in his family, and he is not sure he can live up to these great expectations. One night, whilst doing the deed, the condom breaks. They are both scared but after a couple weeks and no sign of pregnancy, they go back to their normal lives, and James goes back to worrying about parenthood. After returning home from work one night, James finds a tearful Sasha on the front doorstep. He sits next to her to ask what's wrong. 'Honey...' She replies. 'I'm pregnant.' James wipes a tear from his eye, and smiles proudly. 'Hello pregnant. I'm dad.'
My father and I had a pretty great relationship, along with my cousins, we would spend a few hours a day on the family farm working on various chores.
One day while working in the farm I claimed to Dad
"I can't wait till I can plow my girlfriend tonight"
Dad
"Girls don't like to be plowed son, they like to be tillered"
