I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.

The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"

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Got myself a new dog, with a low, loud and resonant bark.

Going to call him Sub-woofer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/denandbil
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I think this will resonate with a lot of you here.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nozendk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...

Judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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So this guy says to me...

"I'm gonna hit you with the neck of my guitar."

And I said, "Is that a fret?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mr__McGraw
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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My father dropped this one on the family while eating self serve icecream...

So we're out at a salad buffet type restaurant with self server ice-cream. My father, being quite the large human, makes himself a monstrosity of an ice-cream. This thing is like 6-8 inches tall and sitting on a baby sugar cone. He proceeds to eat the phalic dessert with much enthusiasm and I ask him,

"Dad are you enjoying that?"

He stops mid lick

"Not half as much as this icecream is"

My father ladies and gentlemen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lovewarevolution
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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My professor just dropped this on us waiting for a program to load

"Two antennae got married.

The ceremony was good, but the reception was terrible."

This joke really resonated with me so I thought I'd share it here.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MiNeSxatas
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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Talking to a friend about possibly moving to California and earthquakes became a topic of conversation.

Her: Watch out for earthquakes though. No pressure.

Her: Sorry, I just get a little shaken up thinking about it.

Me: Donโ€™t worry itโ€™s not your fault

Then she didn't reply for a while.

Me: Did I crack you up? Are these puns resonating with you? Or are they just causing a rift in our friendship?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GK67
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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