Ringing Puns

A list of puns related to "Ringing"

What do you call it when your tuning fork won’t stop ringing?

Tineitus

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👤︎ u/Important-Elevator27
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and my ears started ringing

Didn't surprise me, considering how cold tinnitus.

(I'll see myself out)

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👤︎ u/thirteen_20
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of ringing.

He is in for a rude awakening.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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My son sees me rushing to pick up my ringing mobile in another room.

Son: "Mom, Dad's russian!!"

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👤︎ u/Mdchris19
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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I was waiting for my wife at the airport, when I saw that she was ringing me.

I picked it up and she said sorrowfully, "I didn't make the plane."

"That's fine, honey," I replied. "You know nothing about construction."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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My dad goes to the doctor because he had a ringing in his ear.

The doctor says: “sir you have tinnitus.”

My dad replied: “that’s impossible! I only have two eyes!”

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Quasimodo is suing Notre Dame Cathedral for the damage to his back from all the Bell-ringing.

I think he might be getting a big lump sum.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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Ringing in my ears? That doesn't work for me.

How about tomorrownitus?

*Pronunciation may vary

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👤︎ u/riversquid
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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The phone was ringing for a while and I eventually got up to get it.

"Are you going to answer that call anytime today?" yelled my wife.

"No," I replied. "Probably a simple 'hello' will suffice."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Today, I asked this grandpa if he found everything okay when ringing up his groceries

He said, "No, I wasn't looking for everything."

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👤︎ u/thecasquatch
📅︎ Mar 05 2016
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There's a wash basin with a faucet on your front porch ringing the bell...

Let that sink in.

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👤︎ u/intricate3
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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Mum: my ear has been ringing since yesterday!

Dad: why haven't you answered it??

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👤︎ u/dexxee
📅︎ Sep 12 2017
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A son walks up to his father and tells him his ears are ringing and that he might have tinnitus.

The father asks him if it's barely noticeable or if it's unbearable. The son tells him it's not unbearable, but it's definitely noticeable. The father tells him, "It's probably not tinnitus. Sounds more like fiveitus."

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👤︎ u/erroneousEmu
📅︎ Dec 07 2017
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Your ears are ringing, you say?

Then you better answer them.

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👤︎ u/flarn2006
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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My dad ringing a friend:

Dad (it appears the friend's son answered): Hello, this is mister Wallbanger, is Mr Wall there?
Child on phone (probably): Uh, no?
Dad: Is Mrs Wall there?
Kid: No?
Dad: Are there any Walls there?
Kid: No??
Dad: Then what's holding up your house?

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👤︎ u/Lojak_Yrqbam
📅︎ Aug 05 2014
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Sister: "My ears keep ringing!"

Dad: "Well, why don't you answer them?"

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👤︎ u/someguyinworld
📅︎ Feb 04 2015
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What do you do when your ears are ringing?

You answer them

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👤︎ u/EDP458
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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For his upcoming birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that would swear at him instead of ringing.

He’s in for a rude awakening.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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For Christmas, I’m getting my kids an alarm clock that swears at them instead of ringing.

They are in for a rude awakening.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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"My ears are ringing."

"Well maybe you should answer them."

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👤︎ u/FX114
📅︎ Oct 11 2013
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