A list of puns related to "Ringing"
He’s in for a rude awakening.
Son: "Mom, Dad's russian!!"
I picked it up and she said sorrowfully, "I didn't make the plane."
"That's fine, honey," I replied. "You know nothing about construction."
The doctor says: “sir you have tinnitus.”
My dad replied: “that’s impossible! I only have two eyes!”
They are in for a rude awakening.
How about tomorrownitus?
*Pronunciation may vary
I think he might be getting a big lump sum.
"Are you going to answer that call anytime today?" yelled my wife.
"No," I replied. "Probably a simple 'hello' will suffice."
He said, "No, I wasn't looking for everything."
I said: Well, it's rude not to answer.
Let that sink in.
The father asks him if it's barely noticeable or if it's unbearable. The son tells him it's not unbearable, but it's definitely noticeable. The father tells him, "It's probably not tinnitus. Sounds more like fiveitus."
Dad: why haven't you answered it??
Then you better answer them.
Dad (it appears the friend's son answered): Hello, this is mister Wallbanger, is Mr Wall there?
Child on phone (probably): Uh, no?
Dad: Is Mrs Wall there?
Kid: No?
Dad: Are there any Walls there?
Kid: No??
Dad: Then what's holding up your house?
Dad: "Well, why don't you answer them?"
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