I hate autocorrect.

It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penultimate_evil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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It’s a security blanket.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad joke...and it’s truly amazing

https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg

I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.

An inspiration to us all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreekAlphabetSoup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Wife said she was wearing black today because she was in mourning...

Me: What are you wearing in the afternoon?
Wife: :::blinks twice and walks away:::

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, she won't hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captain_reddit_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2013
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Checking for eggs

In the shops

Pick up a carton of eggs

Open the carton to check for broken eggs

Say audibly "Yep, they're eggs"

Sometimes get a chuckle from an obvious dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anarcist69
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2016
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I was asked to give the first initial and last name of my favorite philosopher

But I said I Kant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avisser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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[Request] Fish puns.

I am at the beach with my family for Christmas and I need some high quality fish puns STAT! Thanks ahead of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bozzy253
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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This is crackin' me up

So I'm over at my cousin's house and her husband hits me with this:

If you have cheese but no crackers, are you crack 'a' lackin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaledwurm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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