When my son refused to take a nap, the police got involved!
Understandable, since he was resisting a rest!
If Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII was involved with politics, he’d be a republican.
My son is involved in the school music program...
I told him i offered his director some assistance. They said yes.
Now I get to be a band-aid.
What did the authorities do when Barbie's boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
What do you call a crustacean involved with the mafia?
I'm pretty far on the left politically but I'm not involved in any activism
Just got back from an interview as a housesitter. The lady said it involved some light housekeeping.
I've answered 'I've never kept a lighthouse before, but I'm willing to try'.
She said she'll give me a call.
One of my friends recently told me he’s bored and looking for a fun new hobby. I suggested getting involved in political protesting.
What happened to the pilgrims who were involved in a class action lawsuit.
They reached a settlement.
I was involved in a bombing a few years ago.
Such a blast from the past
I hope Elon Musk does not get involved in any major scandal.
Because Elon-gate will go on forever.
Three of my high school's percussionists were all involved in a torrid affair regarding the geometric shaped piece of metal...
It was an odd love triangle...
I hope Elon Musk doesn't become involved in a scandal ...
ElonGate would be really drawn out.
And no video games involved here
Never get involved with a tennis player...
...love means nothing to them.
A typist was involved in a traffic accident
White-out conditions blamed.
What did the dog say after his Dad was involved in a shoot-out?
TIL - That in 17th century there were so many witches in France that they organized, rose up, and overtook the government for a time. I forget how many witches were involved or even what their movement was called....
But I bet it was a "beau-coup."
: )
My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity I’m involved in that I’m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.
But I reply “NO I AM A CAPITALIST”
What do you call a crustacean involved in organized crime?
I was totally ready to be God's son until I learned what it involved.
Really scared the be Jesus out of me.
What do you call a food fight when tapioca is involved?
A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge
He was released without charge
World of Warcraft introduced a scavenger hunt to find a secret item that involved hundreds if not thousands of people in a Discord spending days and days scouring the entire world for little clues.
The secret reward is called Waist of Time.
Well played, Blizzard, well played.
My girlfriend has been getting really involved in her job as a border patrol officer lately
It has really put a toll in our relationship
Cricket players involved in match fixing are sure to give you a run for your money.
What does Trump say about a car crash he was involved in?
I don't think Tesla Motors would ever be involved in a Watergate type scandal
Elongate is really a stretch.
I used to have a job that involved collecting leaves?
What do giraffes do if they get involved in a fight?
Nothing. They look down on that kind of thing.
An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king...
An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.
The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.
The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.
The moral of the story?
The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.
I own a kennel. Apparently, its conditions were so unsanitary that the UN had to get involved. When I came back from vacation, I asked my associate where all my animals had gone.
He replied "WHO let the dogs out."
"Who?"
"WHO"
"Who???"
"WHO"
I'll show myself out.
[Mild SPOILERS] Nice to see Arya Stark FINALLY get involved in the war...
She really jumped into the Frey.
What do bacteria do when they involved in politics?
If he's the only thing that can reverse the effects of climate change, why won't he step up and get involved?
Hugh Jefferts has a lot to answer for.
If Elon Musk is involved in a scandal, would it be called ElonGate?
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